the hated child

chapter one

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Mistake woke up to hear her microwave beeping, waking her up. Her macaroni and chicken strips were ready.

"WAKE UP YOU SPOILED BRAT!!!!!!!!" Barbara yelled. "WEEEEE" yelled back Mistake, she then slid down her slide and launched into the sky. She then landed on an alien planet called "Earth" to eat her macaroni and chicken strips.

After 2000 long hours, Mistake finally made it to Earth just to find out that Ronald McDonald already ate all her food.

"HAHA!!!!!" Ronald McDonald laughed with laughter while eating Mistake's macaroni and chicken strips. Mistake started to cry.

"SHUT UP YOU DUMB DUMB FACE ACCIDENTALLY BORN EW CHILD" Barbara yelled at Mistake. Mistake stopped crying and bottled up her emotions and said "Okay ma'am".

"Pumpkin, I registered you to be in kindergarten and school starts today!" Barbara said to Ronald McDonald.

"What about me??????" Mistake tried to ask.

"Shut up you idiot!!!" Ronald McDonald said loudly.

Mistake said "Oh frick frack shnick shnack pick pack six pack tic tac lick armpits 20-inch dick dack hickey hack tik tok RENEGADE RENEGADE RENEGADE *intense Tik Tok dancing*, I only made it from grades 1-499. How will I be a doctor and not disappoint father"

She thought about how her father once said to her "You suck ...........................child, you're not a doctor!!1!" back in the year 1089. Mistake still cries about that to this day, 933 years later.

Ronald McDonald started speaking. "Hello mother, I am oh so smart and I have created my own successful business called "McDonalds" and did I say that it's very successful? I will now spend the rest of my days being creepy to kids dressed up in clown costumes."

"OH MY B-B-BABYYYYY! MY BABY YOU'RE SO SUCCESSFUL AND INCREDIBLE AND DID I SAY SUCCESSFUL???" Barbara hugged Ronald McDonald and smiled because her child was so successful and incredibly not creepy.

"Why can't you be as nice and smart as your sister, Mistake?! You haven't accomplished anything in your 2 years of life! I'm so disappointed in you :(" said Barbara angrily.

"I have a PhD and a Master's degree in everything," said Mistake.

"Only a PhD?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Get a real degree like an Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess degree!!! Your sister has 10000000000000000000000000000 of them and she's only 0.00000000000005 seconds old!!"

Mistake cries herself to sleep that day...