the hated child

chapter twenty-six

Previously on Chapter 25

A LASER SHOT HERE!
AND A LASER SHOT THERE!
AND A LASER SHOT AT...

*GASP*

MISTAKE??


Present time

"AHHH!! DON'T DISCO BOOBY LASER ME NEXT!!" shrieked Wendy, as she was running away from the scene.

Ronald rushed to Mistake's badly injured booby lasered body. "NOOOOO!!!!" she wailed. "MISTAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Ronald held Mistake in her arms, tears running down her face. Suddenly, a turquoise lightning bolt shot down from the sky.

A human silhouette could be seen in the flash.

"MS. GACHA??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HOW'D YOU KNOW WHERE WE WERE??"

Ms. Gacha coughed out blood and fell to the floor.

Suddenly, Mistake started glowing, blue particles and butterflies were surrounding her.

"Finally... I finally f-found you..." whispered Ms. Gacha weakly, with her hand on Mistake's cute little toesie woesies.

Mistake's aura spread to Ms. Gacha, and they both started levitating.

"Woah... what's happening???" Ronald asked, "UHH... GUYS?? ARE YOU GONNA COME DOWN YET?"

Suddenly, the turquoise lightning shot both of the levitating losers and caused them to disappear.

"GASP!!!" Ronald gasped with a gaspy gasp. "WHERE DID THEY GO????"

Ronald threw away their disco ball heels and bolted to Wendy, the last person who had seen the lasers.

"HUH?? HOW'D YOU CATCH UP WITH ME, IT'S BEEN LIKE 1928321742 MINUTES!!!" screamed Wendy, while she was still running.

"I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!! I'VE BEEN RUNNING AND KICKING MISTAKE IN THE HEAD FOR YEARS!!! THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE OLDER SIBLING IS TO BEAT UP THE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Ronald, looking like she was out for a light jog despite having just run 100000 miles.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME??" shrieked Wendy with the last of her breath, slowly slowing down, "WHAT DID I EVEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????"

Ronald McDonald took an even bigger breath. "YOU......" they started.

"WHY ME?? ALL I DID WAS ATTEMPT TO KILL HER!!!"

"YEAH!!!!" Ronald McDonald agreed, "AND THATS NOT VERY NICE OF YOU!!!!!!!"

Wendy finally stopped to take a breath, "I'M SORRY OK?? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!"

"SO MUCH!!!!!" Ronald Mcdonald pulled out a notebook. "You owe me $2 from when you started your company! I gave you that $2 thinking you'd pay it back when you could afford it, but nOOoOo, you had to hoard all the money for yourself!"

"Oh... This is about money? OF COURSE IT IS RONALD! EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MONEY WITH YOU!!! IT'S JUST $2! GO PICK THAT OFF THE SIDEWALK."

"IM NOT FINISHED!!!!" Ronald listed more things off the list. "You owe me 50¢ from that one time I gave you 50¢!!!! You also owe me a new boyfriend and personality, which adds up to $100000. As you probably guessed, my math skills are flawless (not to brag or anything)!"

"HA! Only 100k?? My company's net worth is $4.20 BILLION as of September 15, 2023!!!! 100k dollars is 0.002% of that!!!! I was expecting you to say I owed you my whole company since you were the reason why it could start and become successful."

"... Oh yea," chuckled Ronald, "That too! I'll need it by next Wednesday, thanks!"

Wendy paused. "Wednesday...?"

Ronald Mcdonald also paused. "Yes... Wednesday... a day of the week..."

Wendy started growling, trying to awaken the transformation. "You're only a common... your sister may be powerful, but you aren't... You're WEAK!" She balled up her fists and flexed every muscle in her body.

Ronald stared at her with a blank expression on their face. "Um......... ok, whatever."

"Get ready to..." Wendy groaned as if she was constipated, "FIGHT!!!"

"Sigh... Again?" thought Ronald. 

The disco boobs clown immediately started blasting lasers at the still transforming Wendy.

Wendy screamed, "HEY!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR MEEE!!!!!" She started running in circles, trying to avoid the deadly beams.

"OK OK! I'LL WAIT!"

Bats started emerging from Wendy's eyeballs, spiders crawling out from her nose hairs, her face became washed out, and her once ketchup-coloured hair became a dark raven colour. 

"HAHA!! WEDNESDAY IS BACK!!!"