the hated child

chapter three

"MOTHER DEAREST, I HAVE SAVED AN ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF MONEY AND NOW I HAVE ENOUGH TO GET A PROPER EDUCATION!" yelled Mistake.

Barbara replied with "I knew it, we should've sabotaged your restaurant earlier. Then you'd still be broke and we'd have had the money instead of - ugh - you."

"I beg your pardon?!"

"What?"

"I happen to not understand. Why would you attempt to sabotage McYeehaw's?! It happened to be quite a successful company until a certain someone planted rats in the kitchen!"

"I didn't want your customers to keep eating shit."

"So you prefered they eat rat shit instead?"

"Yes."

"UGH," exclaimed Mistake in frustration.

Then she decided to run upstairs. She needed to pack her bags before her family "forgot" to bring her to school too.

She walked into her room to see Ronald McDonald pouring permanent marker ink on all of Mistake's clothes! Ronald McDonald laughed while her sister broke down in tears.

Mistake then searched up how to get permanent marker out of clothes, and it said to use alcohol, she then dumped all her clothes in a bucket of vodka and wine mixed together (stolen from Barbara) and left it overnight for better results.

Mistake woke up with all her clothes eaten away... Now she had no clothes to wear, except for the ones she was currently wearing.

She went shopping with the little money she still had left.

Due to the overpricing of clothing, Mistake walked out of the mall with a potato sack (it cost $9000)

"It's ok. I can pull it off like Marilyn Monroe did, right?" said Mistake nervously.

"No," said Ronald McDonald. "You look like if Ed Sheeran had turned to drugs and then had a baby with Sid the sloth and that baby also turned to drugs." She laughed at Mistake's terrible clothing choices.

"MOM! I THINK MISTAKE AND I ARE READY! GET THE CARRIAGE!" screamed Ronald McDonald while judging Mistake's outfit.

"BUTLER, WE MAY NOT HAVE HIRED YOU TO DRIVE A CARRIAGE BUT LIKE, YOU HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE RIGHT? WHIP THAT HORSE dAddY," Barbara screamed.

"What the frick frack shnick shnack pick pack six pack tic tac lick armpits 20-inch dick dack hickey hack tik tok RENEGADE RENEGADE RENEGADE *intense Tik Tok dancing*..." said both Ronald McDonald and Mistake.