the hated child

chapter sixty-three

Previously...

The old woman growled, her eyes changed fonts.

"WOAH... I didn't know eyes could change fonts... that's crazy..."

"Well, I have to be able to disguise myself since I'm a tr- Nevermind!"

The father-daughter duo glanced over at each other.

Mr. MAID shouted, "GRANNY! COME AT ME!!!!'

Granny Cwoisaint pranced over to the king's body, thinking about what she should do first.

A lightbulb appeared over her head. "Ah... I know what I should do!"

"And what's that?"

"Surgery."

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Present Time

Mr. MAID pulled his shirt down at the speed of light.

"W-what are you going to do surgery on Granny?"

"What else? I have this JUICY and FRESH slab of meat in front of me, I have no choice but to use it!"

Mistake stepped between the 2. "UMMM... GRANNY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP AND TAKE A NAP! YOU'RE NOT THINKING PROPERLY!"

Granny Cwoisaint unsheathed her scalpel, revealing the dull blade.

They let out a sigh of relief.

She then began sharpening the metal against her teeth, sparks flying out. The scalpel slowly moved towards Mr. MAID's rock hard abs, until Mistake let out a gigantic gasp.

"WAIT! GRANNY, YOU'RE PORTRAYING A MURDEROUS SURGEON!!"

"Mistake my dear, what are you saying? Why would I be playing charades at this time?"

"Because you are. YAYY WE WIN!!!!"

Mistake's dad stared blankly at his daughter. "Is that it? That's all we had to do?"

Granny Cwoisaint turned towards the princess and put the scalpel in her hands.

"Ugh... You caught me. I must say, not many people have been able to see through my lies!"

"Thank you! But, what do we do now?

"With the troll, you'll play charades. Once you obtain the item. Search for the man and bite 'im"

Mistake bit Mr. MAID.

"OW!"

They waited for something to happen, but nothing happened.

"Oops, it's not you."

"MISTAKE. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SEARCH FOR A MAN, WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT ME!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALL THE BRAINS I DIDN'T!!!!!!!"

"Well, it was worth a try! Do we just bite every single man we see? How do we know who's a man and who's not? How do we know WHO we need to bite?"

"Here is where my mission ends..." Granny Cwoisaint faded away while doing a peace sign.

"Woah," Mistake said, looking at the now-gone Granny Cwoisaint.

Mr. MAID brushed his booty cheeks. "I guess we better get going! We have to find that guy and sink our teeth into his juicy and supple flesh."

The pair waltzed out of the bakery.

Mr. MAID ran and bit every single man in sight.

"DAD! I think we should have SOME type of plan. If you bite everyone, they're all going to have to be treated for rabies and hepatitis B!"

Suddenly, a heavenly piece of paper dropped from the clouds above.

Mistake examined the sheet. "This appears to be another prophecy."

"WHAT? ANOTHER ONE?" Mr. MAID said, his mouth still on another man.

"Yes. It calls for us to search for 'the man with divine energy.' It says he will be singing a merry tune and skipping down the street."

"Interesting." Mr. MAID ran across the road and began to sing, "HEY MISTAKE!! COME BITE ME~"

"WHAT?!" Mistake shouted, "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DAD! COME BACK!"

"COME? I WILL!!"

"NO DAD. COME HERE!!!"

"I AM!!"

"NO!!!!!!!"

"What a wonderful day~ Seeing fathers coming on the daughters!"

Mistake left, too scared to hear the rest of the song.

"WAIT! WAS THAT SINGING??"

They both whipped their heads towards the strange man.

"RAHHHH!!!!" Mr. MAID lunged towards him, flying straight into his head (the one above his shoulders).

"NO! Mistake has to be the one to do it!" the man shouted.

"WHY??" demanded Mr. MAID from the man's pants, chomping on the his head.

"Be-CAUSE. She's the ULTRA LEGENDARY SUPER AMAZING MEGA RARE NEVER SEEN BEFORE LONG LOST HYBRID DRAGON DEMON WOLF SNAKE ANGEL PRINCESS!!!!"

"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?? HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING US THIS ENTIRE TIME?? DO YOU HAVE AN INFORMANT?"

"No... but Mistake is famous worldwide!"

"What? But I only discovered my powers like 5 nanoseconds ago."

"Yea, and everyone knows! You're the princess after all... it's big news."

"But... I wasn't even worthy of the livestream. Do you really think I'm all that?" Mistake had hope in her eyes.

"Of course I do..." The man kneeled in front of her and kissed her hand.

"NO MISTAKE!! HE'S JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU WITH LOVE! GO BITE HIM. HURRY!"

"Oh Mistake, the biting can wait! Why don't we enjoy the world we're in right now! I can be your talent agency, your manager, the person who will take care of all your crazy fans! Think of me as a royal advisor!"

"TRUST ME MISTAKE, ROYAL ADVISORS DO NOTHING!!"

"Come on Mistake! You trust me more than a king who let his castle run into ruins right?"

"I..."