chapter fifty-three

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"BREAK MY BACK MISTAKE!!" David screamed.

"Oh... YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!" Mistake replied.

Everyone started floating as a way to start the epic battle sequence. Health bars appeared over everyone's heads.

Player 1 (Ronald) says, "I CAST VICIOUS MOCKERY ON PLAYER 2!!!"

Ronald shouted, "NO ONE LOVES YOU MISTAKE!!!!"

Fail! Player 2 (Mistake) takes 0 damage. She is still at 100/100 HP.

"I'VE HEARD THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE RONALD!!! YOUR WORDS DON'T AFFECT ME ANYMORE MUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!"

Player 2 (Mistake) says, "I CAST THORN WHIP ON PLAYER 4!"

Mistake concentrated, sending a whip covered in thorns toward Shed.

Success! Player 4 (Shed) takes 13 damage. He is now at 87/100 HP.

Shed GROANED. "ARGH~ NOT THE THORNS AGAIN...."

Player 3 (David) says, "I CAST DOMINATE PERSON ON PLAYER 2!"

"David! YOU DUMMY!! YOU WEREN'T EVEN 1 OF MISTAKE'S LOVE TRIANGLE MALE LEADS!!!!!!!"

"YEA, BUT THIS IS BY DICE ROLL!!! I HAVE A 50% CHANCE IN SUCCEEDING!!!!"

"Um... that's not how numbers and percentage works..."

"WELL NO ONE CARES!!!! NOW I CAST MY SPELL."

David wiggled his fingers, causing magic to fly out of his hands and into Mistake.

Fail! Player 2 (Mistake) has not been charmed.

Mistake easily fought the magic smoke that was surrounding her. "YOU THOUGHT A SILLY 5TH-LEVEL SPELL WOULD STOP ME???" she MANIACALLY LAUGHED.

Everyone trembled. (insert trembling paragraph here)

"We can't even defeat her in the D&D world..."

"She's too powerful..."

"GUYS... WE'RE 4 PEOPLE!!! I THINK WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OVERPOWER 1 PERSON, NO MATTER HOW STRONG THEY ARE!!!!"

"Shed... You're being too optimistic, stop trying to make us think we'll be able to defeat HER." Ebony sighed, "I've fought her COUNTLESS times, and I lost. Every. Single. TIME."

"BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE US!!! LET'S WIN THIS BATTLE... WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!" Shed cheered. Everyone started clapping and cheering along with him.

"UGH. You guys are so CRINGEY!!! JUST FIGHT ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Player 4 (Shed) casts Shocking Grasp at Player 2.

Shed reached out his hand. Sparks of electricity shot out, hitting Mistake.

Success! Player 2 (Mistake) takes 13 damage. She is now at 87/100 HP.

"OW!" Mistake swore as the lightning made contact with her. "That HURT!!"

"HAHAAA!!!!"


"It's alright... The battle is JUST getting started, that was just my warmup! Now it's time for the REAL stuff..." Mistake cracked her knuckles.

Player 2 (Mistake) casts Healing Word.

"I am ALL-POWERFUL!!!" Mistake laughed.

Success! Player 2 (Mistake) regains 11 HP. She is now at 98/100 HP.

"WHAT?!??!??! THAT'S NOT FAIR. WHY CAN SHE HEAL BUT WE CAN'T??"

Ebony BROKE her knuckles as a sign of DOMINANCE and ALPHA-NESS. "Well, she'll need some more healing soon because..."

Player 5 (Ebony) casts Insect Plague at Player 2.

Locusts appeared from the ground, biting Mistake's juicy and scrumptious ankles.

Success! Player 2 (Mistake) takes 9 damage. She is now at 89/100 HP.

"BUGS THAT AREN'T ANTS??? AHHHHH!!!! THEY CAN'T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I'LL MELT LIKE THE WITCH FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistake ran around frantically, trying to avoid the diseased insects.

"OMG! EBONY, YOU DID IT!!! YOU INFLICTED DAMAGE ONTO MISTAKE!!!" Ronald cheered, ignoring Shed's attempt.

"HEY! BUT I HURT HER MORE. WHY DIDN'T I GET A COMPLIMENT???"

"SHUT UP!" boomed Mistake, fuming with anger.

"Oh no... This can't be good..." mumbled Shed.

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