the hated child

chapter eighty-four

Mr. Maid ran into the cave, holding hands with a student.

"Uhh... Dad?"

"SHUT UP MISTAKE."

On Purpose crossed her arms. "WRONG daughter! It's On Purpose!!"

"Oh. SHUT UP ON PURPOSE."

Mistake slowly approached her sister. "Your name is... On Purpose? Ew why."

Accident pulled her in for a hug. "MISTAKEEEE!! SO ABOUT THAT PERSONAL MANAGER THING..."

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." Mistake paused. "You're Ms. Gacha," she said, turning and pointing to On Purpose.

Accident pulled her back to face him. "Wait, before we talk about that," he said, "let's talk about the personal manager thing."

"Can you chill? I'm having a family reunion right now. I may be the long lost princess, but Ms. Gacha, I mean- ON PURPOSE, is the LONG LONG lost princess."

Everyone gasped. "ON PURPOSE IS A PRINCESS TOO???"

"Uh, yes?? She's my sister and therefore of the same background," Mistake said.

"And my daughter... YOU HAVE ALL BEEN REFERRING TO ME AS THE KING AND SHE'S BEEN CALLING ME DAD," Mr. MAID added.

Mr. Simon gasped. "But... I thought she was just doing that embarrassing thing where you call everyone dad..."

"WHO EVEN DOES THAT?" Mr. MAID said.

Mr. Simon crossed his arms. "I don't know, dad! WAIT-"

Everyone stared at him in shocked silence.

Whiteboy broke the silence. "Now WAIT A MINUTE. I think EVERYONE here wants to call the king 'daddy', like who wouldn't? He literally looks SO HOT."

Everyone stared at Whiteboy in even MORE shocked silence.

"Um, he's literally not hot. He's the opposite of hot. He's... COLD."

"Well then... More for me! I get to have the king all to myself."

Mistake patted Whiteboy on the shoulder. "It's alright, he might've been my dad but you can have him!"

Mr. Maid bit his lips and sat down on a random golden throne, massaging his inner thighs. "Come here Whiteboy, come to your new papa~"

He jumped onto the king's lap like a little adorable kitten.

Gerry's jaw dropped. "WHY CAN THE KING DO THAT AND I-"

On Purpose covered his mouth with both of her hands and chuckled, "Ha. Ha. Ha. I don't think we should talk about any of this anymore! Moving on, Mistake, where are the rest of your friends? Shouldn't you have taken them to safety too?"

"She probably only saved the people who worshipped her, like the little BRAT she is..." Simon muttered.

Mistake glared at him. "You know I'm part wolf right? Anyways, they're still inside the school. There was a bit of an... accident..."

"AN ACCIDENT? SHOULDN'T WE SAVE THEM?? THEY'RE MY STUDENTS. IF THEY'RE IN TROUBLE, I'M GOING TO BE SUED AND PUT IN DEBT FOR THE NEXT 3 GENERATIONS!!!!"

"OMG, an ACCIDENT?" said Accident. "THAT'S SO COOL! LIKE ME!"

"Um... ok," Simon said. He turned to Mistake. "What happened?"

"Well, long story short... everyone else is dead."

"WHAT?!"

"Yea. I can confirm," Whiteboy said.

"I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT MS. GACHA... I SWEAR! DON'T PUT IT ON MY RECORD, PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!!" Shed cried.

"Well how do I know you're not lying?" On Purpose asked.

Mistake stepped forward and opened her mouth, getting ready to talk. However, she could feel Shed's eyes piercing through her head. "Ow!" she said. "Shed, stop piercing your pointy eyes through my head!"

"So... we can't save them? And I'm going to be in debt for the next 3 generations?"

"Mistake, please tell us what happened to those kids..."

"Well, we were playing a little, um, game of Knockoff Dungeons and Dragons, and... Shed over here killed everyone," said Mistake.

"WHY??"

Shed pushed Mistake out of the way to speak. "OK WAIT, IN MY DEFENSE, MISTAKE WAS THE ONE BEING ALL AGGRESSIVE AND TYRANNICAL."

"NO I WASN'T!!! THAT IS A FALSE ACCUSATION!!!!!"

"HEY. YOU HAD HOSTAGES AND A WHOLE 4TH WALL BREAK."

Mistake crossed her arms. "OK, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???"

"IT MEANS YOU'RE A VERY VIOLENT PERSON WHO STARTED THE EPIK BATTLE!!! I'M JUST SOMEONE WHO WAS DRAGGED INTO IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO SAVE MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS FROM YOUR EVIL WRATH."

"Nuh-uh."

"Uh-huh."

On Purpose calmed her breathing. "I think it's best if we don't rely on your stories and go in to see it for ourselves..."

The group all went back to the school and found several corpses lying on the ground.

There was a dark mist looming over the group, everyone grieving over the deaths of their friends and acquaintances.

"Oh yeah, we're not sure if Ronald is dead, because she literally kept waking up," Mistake said.

Simon's eyes widened. "And what happened to David???"

Shed and Mistake (and the authors) shuddered as they recalled the events of chapter 69.

"Why did you shudder? What's wrong?"

"Nothing..."

Mr. Maid rubbed his chin. "Ah yes... I see you've done THAT Mistake... YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR PAPA!! COME HERE!!!!"

Mistake's eyes widened in fear as she processed what her father had just said. "...What?"

"Oh COME ON! Give your old man a hug!"

Mistake shoved him away. "Dad, the difference between us is that I did it because I had to. You did it because you were bored."

"Is there really a difference?? It's still the same process."

Shed shouted, "BUT IT'S THE INTENTION!!"

"No, because we both still did it! We both–"

"SHHH! DON'T TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED..." Mistake said. "That's the one and only thing about me I'd like to keep secret."

Gerry smirked. "I see... I think I know what you 2 sneaky royals are talking about... If you don't want me to tell anyone, you should start doing favours for me!"

Mistake froze in fear. "What... kind of favours?" she asked nervously.

Gerry's smile widened. "I want you to do that to ME!"