the hated child

chapter seventy-three

Previously...

Shed began sweating and panting. "O-of course Mistake! It's best that we don't do our sensual roleplay when our friends are awake! We also must prevent your use of such foul words! People will definitely assume that you're from Ohio and that you're an omega!"

"Dear me... that would be a tragedy! My reputation would be tarnished and I would be scorned and made a laughingstock! I simply cannot allow this to happen!"

"No! Master! That be! We must heal everyone immediately! I must make an attempt to bring everyone back to life so that you don't sink to the bottom of the food chain!"

Mistake nodded solemnly. "Precisely. Take initiative and resurrect them."

"Dobby will obey master!"

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Present Time

"Uhm... Shed, why're you pretending to be a dead little gremlin from a (VERY NOT HOLY BECAUSE WIZARDS AND MAGIC ARE UNHOLY) book???"

"BECAUSE IT'S COOL!!" Shed responded.

"Well, I'm not the BIGGEST fan of the third person talking but like... I like it when you call me MASTER!!!"

"Yes Master!! I will obey your commands and always call you Master! MASTER MISTAKE!!!!"

"That's a bit basic though, what about MISTRESS MASTER MISTAKE!!! Or M³. Y'know? Add some feeling and emotion into it."

"Oh yea MISTRESS Master Mistake, is your last name Gacha now? Like you're part of the Gacha kingdom and stuff... That'll make your name M.M.M.G. Why not make your middle name Samantha or something to make it M.S.G."

"OMG!!! What a good idea! I love MSG, I always use it for my toenail crevices!!" Mistake said.

"See? That's another reason to make your middle name Samantha!" said Shed, with absolutely no ulterior motives.

"But Samantha is TOO BASIC for my almighty Master. You should think of something more creative! Like Sultan, Sentry, Scoliosis, Sebaceous, Sexy, Simple..."

"SATAN!!!"

"OH MY GOSH!!! YOU'RE A GENIUS MISTRESS MASTER MISTAKE SATAN GACHA! YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME, YOU'RE ABLE TO THINK OF SUCH SMART NAMES FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT."

"I am!" Mistake said. "Nice of you to finally notice... Anyway, I'm gonna resurrect everyone now."

Shed's eyes widened. He'd completely forgotten about that!

"Um, I don't actually think you should do that!!!" he said.

"Why?" asked Mistake.

"Because, um, uhhhh, ummmmmmmm..." Shed struggled to come up with an excuse.

"Yes?"

"T-they... They might try to kill you again! You've angered everyone, now they're gonna take revenge!"

Mistake hummed and tapped her chinny chin chin. "Hm... you raise quite a thought-provoking point," she said. "An extremely thought-provoking point indeed."

"Exactly! Your dear servant is always going to be there for you when you're in need!"

"Thank you, Shed. However, these are our dear friends! I wasn't even the one who killed them, so they wouldn't need to get revenge on me."

"Yes, but... ummmm... What if they don't like your name? SATAN??"

"None of our friends are super religious, so I don't think that'll be a major issue. I do appreciate your concern though! You're being such a submissive little servant."

Shed was about to thank Mistake, but then realized what she had said. "SUBMISSIVE???"

Mistake tilted her head exactly 3 point 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912... degrees to the left. "Indeed, you're going to be one of my henchmen, are you not?"

"I... Sure, JUST FOR NOW! BUT PLEASE, DON'T BRING EVERYONE BACK TO LIFE!!!! I can... I can SENSE SOMETHING! SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU REVIVE OUR FRIENDS."

"Shed!"

The submissive little wolf began to sweat.

"Yes?"

"I never knew you were psychic!"

"Ahh... Ahahaha... I wouldn't say PSYCHIC, but skilled, yea!"

"That's incredible, though! You can sense if something bad will happen! I bet you knew something would happen when we were playing that big D&D game, heh..." Mistake said.

"MHM! And that's why I killed all of my teammates!"

"But how didn't you see that I wasn't dead? I think you should've been able to have a vision about such a significant event.

"Um... It... it only happens with BAD things! And – and you being alive is a GOOD thing. Yeah."

"Is that so...?"

"Yes. Totally," said Shed, sweating and perspiring and sweltering.

"Then, tell me about what will happen if I bring them to life!"

"Fine... Mistake, let me tell you the truth."