chapter sixty

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Previously...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ronald said calmly.

Present Time

"MUAHAHAHAAHA!!!!" Mistake cackled, her BEEFY biceps blocking the spell.

"SHE'S TOO STRONG! WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP GUYS..." Ronald whined.

"NO!" Shed said. "I will WIN. I mean, WE will win, haha!"

"Sure sure... Go boost your team's morale. Anyways!"

Player 2 (Mistake) maintains concentration on Storm of Vengeance.

"HEY! SHE CAN'T DO THAT!"

"Uhhh, why not?"

Ronald's jaw dropped. "UMMMMMMM... THATS SUCH AN OP SPELL!!!"

"And?" Shed scoffed. "It was so lame last time!"

"YEA BUT... IT'S MISTAKE! SHE'S LITERALLY ROYALTY, MEANING SHE'S STRONG AF."

Ebony interrupted, "Honestly, an honour that she looked up to me. I have NO IDEA who's side I should be on!"

David interrupted x 2, "Guys, I think if we ever need food, sacrifice Ebony first. She's the one who's most likely to be a traitor!"

"WHAT. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS HERE."

Success! 4 Players take damage.

Player 1 (Ronald) takes 37 damage. She is now at 47/100 HP.

Player 3 (David) takes 16 damage. He is now at 78/100 HP.

Player 4 (Shed) takes 20 damage. He is now at 56/100 HP.

Player 5 (Ebony) takes 17 damage. She is now at 71/100 HP.

"SHED. YOU SAID THAT HER SPELLS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LAME. I TOOK 37 DAMAGE! THAT'S NOT VERY LAME."

"HEY! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME, I ALSO LOST HEALTH."

Ebony rolled her eyes. "WE ALL DID! DON'T TRY TO DRAMATIZE YOUR STRUGGLES."

"YEA, WELL, I'M ONLY AT HALF HEALTH NOW! 56 OUT OF 100 IS ONLY 56%!"

Ronald whipped out her calculator. "TOO BAD! I'M AT... 47 divided by 100... I'M AT 47%!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M CLEARLY IN WORSE CONDITION!"

David stood there, afraid to say anything as he had the most health.

"Ugh... You guys are taking too long."

Player 2 (Mistake) casts Incendiary Cloud.

"HEY! YOU CAN'T CAST 2 SPELLS IN A ROW."

"Well maybe this isn't your everyday RPG! I always like to put a little twist on my games, using little cheats here and there!"

"BUT YOU CANT DO THATTTTT!!!!"

Mistake rolled her eyes and created a ball of flames and smoke that shot towards the others.

Success! 4 Players take damage.

Player 1 (Ronald) takes 36 damage. She is now at 11/100 HP.

Player 3 (David) takes 35 damage. He is now at 43/100 HP.

Player 4 (Shed) takes 22 damage. He is now at 34/100 HP.

Player 5 (Ebony) takes 42 damage. She is now at 29/100 HP.

Blood spewed out of Ronald's mouth. "Kkfphgk..."

David rushed to Ronald. "BABYGIRL! DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!!" He pressed down on her wounds.

Ronald suddenly sat up and slapped David. "BABYGIRL??? WHAT THE F—"

Ebony jumped and slammed down onto Ronald's face. "HEY, watch your FUCKING language! No one wants to hear your STUPID frick frack long line!"

David cupped his face and stood up.

David thought to himself, As the person on the team with the most health, I should take initiative and help defeat Mistake!

Player 3 (David) casts MEGA BOOTY BLAST!!!

"HA! TAKE THAT, YOU DEFINITELY WEREN'T EXPECTING IT RIGHT?"

Player 2 (Mistake) equips MEGA MIRROR!!!

"AHHHH!!!!"

David's MEGA BOOTY BLAST reflects back to him. He takes 33 damage and is now at 10/100 HP.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!! MY MEGA BOOTY BLAST!!!"

"Guys... I can't take this anymore..."

Everyone turned to look at Shed. he stood there with his head turned down.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!"

"Shed...?" Ronald questioned.

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