The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

The Most Bad-Ass

WARNING: Bad Language 

Dick didn't know when exactly it started, but all he knew was that the movie was paused as everyone fought.

"I'm the most bad-ass!" Jason yelled.

"Tt. Please, Todd, if anyone  is bad-ass here, it would be me!" Damian yelled.

"No way! I'm more bad-ass then both of you combined!" Tim yelled.

"Timmy, back down. It's clear that I'M the most bad-ass!" Stephanie smirked.

"Me." Cass said.

Richard frowned.

He just wanted to watch the action movie!

"Children, please. I'm the most bad-ass." Bruce said.

"Master Bruce, children. I think we all know who the most bad-ass is here." Alfred said, picking up an empty popcorn bowl and walking away.

"Exactly; me!" Damian smirked.

"No, it's me." Alfred smirked as he set down a bowl full of popcorn then disappeared.

"He is the most bad-ass." Richard said.

"Yes." Bruce nodded.

"Alfred's word is law." Stephanie said.

Damian's eyes narrowed.

He'd have to prove who the most bad-ass was! 

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"Pennyworth! I demand to have a fight to the death!" Damian yelled as he entered the kitchen for dinner.

"What ever for, Master Damian?" Alfred asked.

"I will be the most bad-ass in this family." Damian said, pulling out a sword.

Alfred just looked at him.

"Uhm...Damian, I don't think you should fight Alfred." Richard said.

"Quiet, Grayson." Damian said.

He screamed as he ran at Alfred.

Bruce quickly got up from his seat. 

Alfred, however, had it handled.

He dodged the sword easily, until he roundhouse kicked it out of Damian's hands.

The sword impaled itself into the counter.

Meanwhile, Alfred slammed Damian into the floor.  

"And that, my children, is how you take down a blood-thirsty child." Alfred said.

"Nope. He's definitely the most bad-ass." Jason said. 

Cass and Steph nodded in agreement. 

Bruce gave a small chuckle.

Of course he was! He was Alfred after all!