The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Bludhaven Police

"Hey, Rookie. Who's that sitting at your desk?" Amy asked her partner as they came in from a patrol.

"Oh, shoot. That's Damian. I wonder what happened this time." Richard said.

"Dami!" Dick smiled widely, going to hug Damian.

"You touch me and you die." Damian deadpanned. 

"Oooooookay. Anyways! Dami, what are you doing here?" Richard asked.

"Father wants you home." Damian said.

Richard stopped moving files around.

He looked at Damian for a second before he began again.

"You're lying. Why are you really here, Damian?" Dick asked.

"..." Damian muttered.

"What was that, Little D?" Richard asked.

"I...had some...remorse... for you not being at home." Damian said, looking anywhere but at Richard.

"...Did you miss me, Dami?" Dick smiled. 

"Tt. No." Damian said, crossing his arms.

"You did! You wanna spend time with Big bro, didn't cha?" Richard smiled madly.

"Grayson! There is a reason why Father and Pennyworth gave you English lessons! Utilize them!" Damian growled. 

"It's okay, Dami! We're ganna have ice cream and watch scary movies so we can cuddle, and have hot chocolate! It's ganna be so much fun!!!" Dick giggled. 

"As long as it's Vanilla ice cream." Damian said.

"Right, Mango!" Richard smiled.

"I said vanilla, Grayson. Do you need your hearing checked?" Damian asked.

"Right, Mango." Dick nodded.

"Is this how you get everything you want? You just insist and don't take no as an answer?" Damian asked.

"Yeah, pretty much. Bruce gives in eventually. And if he doesn't, I just do it anyways. He learned early that it was better if he just said yes and let me do it." Richard said.

"...Interesting." Damian said, thinking. 

"What? All this time I could do what I want?" Jason asked, coming to Richard's desk.

"Well, you do have to smile at him. And be nice." Richard smirked. 

"Sure, Golden Boy." Jason said.

"I still don't know how you got that nickname for me. I've done plenty of bad things." Dick said.

"Sure you have." Jason snorted.

"Wait. Why are you here?" Richard asked.

"I came here looking for the brat." Jason said.

"Funny, I did too." Tim said.

"Are these all your brothers, Rookie?" Amy asked.

"Yeah, these are Jason, Damian, and Tim." Richard introduced them.

"So Grayson, are you the middle child or something?" one of the officers asked.

Jason broke down into laughter while Tim smirked and gave a small chuckle.

"What?" Richard was confused.

"You're short!" Jason said.

"I...I...shut up!" Dick frowned. 

"Dickie-bird, both Tim and I are taller than you even though you're the oldest." Jason said.

"I'm the average height for a man my age!" Richard yelled.

"Well, you're still short compared to us." Jason said.

"Fine! You guys don't get mango ice cream!" Richard crossed his arms.

"Ooooh. I'm so sorry!" Jason rolled his eyes.

"I'm the oldest." Richard said to his fellow officer.

"We should get back to Bruce." Tim said.

"I'm staying with Grayson!" Damian said.

"Fine with me." Jason said.

"Bruce wants you back." Tim said.

"No. I will stay with Grayson." Damian crossed his arms.

"Bruce, he won't leave Dick alone." Tim called Bruce on his phone.

A few moments later, Bruce came into the Bludhaven Police Department.

"Bruce Wayne? Why is Bruce Wayne here?" several people asked.

"Damian, lets go home." Bruce said.

"Father, I want to stay with Grayson." Damian said.

"We were ganna watch horror movies and cuddle and eat ice cream 'cause he missed me!" Richard said.

Bruce stopped for a moment.

"Okay, Dickie, have him home by a reasonable hour. Or bring him home tomorrow and stay for dinner, you know how Alfred gets." Bruce said and started walking away.

"'Kay, Daddy! Bye-ah!" Richard waved, pulling Damian into his lap.

"DADDY?!" Most of the officers yelled.

Leave it to Dick to give most of his department a heart-attack.