The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Security

WARNING: Talk of porn (It is purely for comedic effect.)

Richard threw his pillows off his bed before replacing them back onto his bed. 

His phone wasn't there!

Where was it?!

Dick sighed as he looked over his desk one more time.

He official declared the phone missing. 

It wasn't anywhere in his room or connected private bathroom.

Richard sighed again.

All he had to do was retrace his steps from yesterday!

Let's see, he went to his room, the study, the Batcave, the library, the kitchen, the living room, Damian's room, Bruce's room, Jason's room, the dinning room, the gym, and the changing rooms. 

Finding his phone was going to take a while.

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Soon, Dick looked all over the house and he STILL couldn't find his phone! 

"Whatcha looking for Dickie?" Bruce asked, finding Richard rummaging throughout the living room. 

"I lost my phone. And I've looked everywhere!" Dick frowned.

"Well, I'm not sure where it'd be." Bruce said.

Richard scowled. 

"Hey, Dickie-bird!" Jason plopped down onto the couch. 

He pulled out a blue phone and started typing on it.

"...Jason?" Richard was looking at the phone Jason had in his hands.

"Yeah?" Jason asked, still typing.

"Is that my phone?" Dick asked.

"Yeah. By the way, you need a better password than Cookies4Evar." Jason said.

Richard blushed as Bruce looked at him with a raised eye brow.

"Do I want to know?" Bruce asked.

"I don't know what's scarier. The addiction to cookies or the addiction to taking selfies. Seriously, 1,522 selfies?" Jason asked.

"Richard, do we need to talk?" Bruce asked.

"No! Besides, he's the one who took my phone! If anything, you need to talk to him about privacy and going into my room!" Dick said.

"Your room? I found this on the kitchen counter." Jason said.

"Wait. If you didn't take it from my room, then who did?" Richard asked.

Just then, Damian came into the living room and immediately stopped, glaring at the phone in Todd's hands.

"Todd, where did you get that phone?" Damian asked, glaring at Jason.

"Doesn't matter. Give it back!" Dick held out his hand.

"As soon as I get this last pic." Jason said.

"What?" Richard was confused.

"See, I was in the process of replacing all your selfies with pictures Alfred wouldn't approve of." Jason smirked.

Dick's eyes grew big, "D-Did you put pictures of porn on my phone?!"

"Gay porn." Jason smirked.

"Oh my gosh. Jason!" Bruce growled, glaring at Jason.

"Todd! I was supposed to have those selfies!" Damian frowned.

"Don't worry, I saved them all. I'll send you them." Jason smirked.

"Why do you want the pictures on my phone, Dami?" Richard asked.

"..." Damian muttered something.

"What?" Richard asked.

Damian blushed and lied, "Blackmail." 

In all truth though, he wanted the picture of Grayson cuddling with him.

And the picture of Grayson cuddling with a few stuffed animals.