The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Meeting Midnighter

WARNING: Language, Sexual Innuendos, Torture, Fighting, all the stuff that applies when Midnighter is ANYWHERE!  

It was SUPPOSED to be a simple mission.

When does a mission ever go to plan?

Somehow, Helena got caught. 

The men they were after now took the whole gala hostage.

"Stupid guys." Grayson huffed as he loosened his tie.

"HEY!" Richard was so busy complaining that he didn't notice the guard.

Dick quickly took out his escrima sticks and hit the man in the head.

But as he did, another pair of hands hit the guard's head too.

Richard looked up quickly to see a Batman-wannabe. 

"Who (the fuck) are you?!" They both asked at the same time, the wannabe cussing.

Richard thought that the man looked familiar... 

They both glared at each other, expecting the other to answer first.

Suddenly, an explosion went off on the other side of the building. 

"Get out of my way, Batman-wannabe!" Richard snapped.

"Not before you tell me what you're doing here, Hypnosis-boy." Batman-wannabe snapped at him.

"Not that you need to know, but I need to get to those men. They have something I want." Dick said.

"The Belt of Ex?" Batman-wannabe asked. (The Belt of Exaiver, a.k.a. The Belt of Explosions)  

"How do you know about tha-You're another spy!" Grayson growled, stepping away and holding up his escrima sticks,

"I'm not a spy. They bought it off someone who stole it from the God Garden. I'm supposed to get it back." said the wannabe. 

"If your job is to protect those objects; you suck at your job." Dick said.

"Says the boy who doesn't have the object yet. So, Spy-boy, how long have you been here?" wannabe asked. 

"You first, Wannabe." Richard said.

"Midnighter." Wannabe said suddenly.

"What?" Dick asked, confused.

"You're bad at this, boy. My name is Midnighter." Midnighter said.

Dick was silent.

"Agent 37." he finally said.

"Well, Agent, you're bad at this." Midnighter said.

"Really? 'Cause this vent leads to the main room, where they are. See you later, Mid." Agent 37 was gone, grate from the vent on the floor. 

"Damn." Midnighter followed into the vent.

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"You have a great ass." Midnighter said, crawling through the vent.

"Stop looking at it!" Richard growled.

"Can't. It's right in front of me." Midnighter grinned.

"The main room is up here." Dick said.

"Gosh, it's amazing!" Midnighter remarked.

"If you don't stop talking, I will kick you!" Agent 37 growled.

"You're welcome to try. I have a fight computer that allows me to go through all the possible situations before you even start a fight. Meaning; I'll win." Midnighter said.

"You say anything about my ass again, and you'll learn a new meaning of pain." The fight-computer didn't deter Dick.

Midnighter gave a deep laugh that sent shivers down Richard's spine. 

"You're welcome to try." Midnighter smirked.

"We're here." Dick said. 

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They busted down the vent and fell into the room, in the center of the hostages.

Richard took out a knife from his belt and quickly cut the rope while telling the hostages to stay still.

Soon, all the hostages were untied. 

Dick tapped Helena's back while looking at Midnighter.

He counted down softly, "3..2..1..GO!"

The hostages got up and ran to the door as Midnighter, Agent 37, and the Matron took out the guards. 

"Where's the belt?" Richard interrogated a guard. 

"I'm not telling you nothing!" The guard spit in his face. 

Agent 37 wiped the spit off. 

"That's fine with me." Dick took the guard's hand. 

A crack sounded throughout the main room, followed by a scream. 

"Where. Is the belt?" Richard asked.

"B-B-Basement!" The guard whimpered out. 

"Thanks!" Richard knocked the guard out. 

"Basement, guys!" Richard yelled at the other two.

"Who's your friend?" Matron asked as they ran through the halls.

"Midnighter, Matron. Matron, Midnighter." Agent 37 introduced them.

"Let's go kill some bad guys." Midnighter growled. 

Richard forced himself not to shiver.

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"Thanks for your help, Mid!" Agent 37 smiled. 

"I do believe that the Belt is mine." Midnighter reminded him.

"Oh...yeah...about that. I son't have the authority to hand it over. Matron does." Agent 37 gave a nervous laugh.

"Hand it over." Midnighter growled.

"How do I know that you aren't lying about the God Garden?" Matron said, getting into a fight position. 

"I wouldn't do that!" 37 called out. 

"Too late." Matron and Mid said, running at each other.

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"Next time." Midnighter growled darkly and disappeared as the police broke in.

"You have interesting friends." Matron said, still holding the belt.

"He's not my friend." Agent 37 said.

Matron grunted. 

From one fight to an escape. 

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Agent 37 was in his room, sleeping after the mission. 

"I want to know more about this Midnighter and God Garden." Helena said.

"I'll see what I can find." Mr. Minos said.