The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

No Time!

Inspired by "I'm So Sorry" by Imagine Dragons!

WARNING: Bad-Ass, Murder, Language, Violence, Guns, Not the most appropriate content, but nothing explicit (It's meant to be funny.)

"Bang." Batwoman, Katherine Kane, said coldly as she shot a guy in the head.

As she started walking swiftly, her heels clicked against the concrete.

Another pair of heels started clicking as the owner joined Batwoman's right side.

"Where are they?" Batgirl, aka Barbra Gordon, asked.

"I thought you had it covered?" Spoiler, aka Stephanie Brown, said as she came up to Batwoman's left.

"I have it." Batwoman said, still walking fast.

"Where?" Huntress, Helena Bertinelli, asked, fury in her eyes.

"They are being held in Star City." Batwoman said.

"Stick together." Black Bat, Cassandra Cain, said.

"Damn right we are. Those guys are going down." Black Canary, Dinah Lance, cracked her knuckles.

"Need some help?" Lois Lane asked, a smirk on her lips and a bazooka in her right arm above her shoulder.

"Yeah. We can use all the help we can get." Batgirl said.

"Great. I have an itch that needs to be scratched." Lois said, heels clicking as she walked beside the other women.

"Lois and Batgirl, you're with me." Batwoman said as her car drove around the corner.

"I'm with Black Bat!" Spoiler said.

"You need a ride?" Huntress asked Black Canary.

"Yeah." Black Canary nodded.

"Hope you can keep up!" Batwoman yelled as she started her engine.

Black Canary and Huntress got onto Huntress' motorcycle while Spoiler and Black Bat got onto Black Bat's motorcycle.

"Let's ride." Batwoman took off.

They needed to kick some ass.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Batman, Nightwing, Superman, Green Arrow, Tiger, and Midnighter were all tied up in a warehouse.

"This is the last mission I go on with you, idiot." Tiger said, glaring at Nightwing as Tiger swung around upside down.

"It wasn't my fault!" Nightwing defended himself.

"No, you're disguise was good. It was your ass. Anyone could recognize that fine ass. I recognized it even with you using your hypnosis!" Midnighter growled.

"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT MY ASS IS AMAZING!" Nightwing screamed.

Unfortunately, it was then that the building's doors busted open.

"You do have a great ass, flyboy! But we're talking about that later!" Lois said before she launched the bazooka at some men.

"Damn." Superman said with side eyes.

Lois smirked.

"Pew." A couple of bullets hit their marks, courtesy of Batwoman.

Helena meanwhile, shot several crossbow arrows and they hit the rope that was holding the men up.

They all fell to the floor, most landing on their feet, or hovering in the air.

Except Nightwing.

He just fell onto the ground into a heaping mess of limbs.

"Owe." Nightwing frowned.

"Sorry." Helena said, throwing a gun at Tiger and Nightwing.

"No." Nightwing said, but Huntress refused to take it back.

Nightwing sighed but made do with the weapon until he could get his utility belt back.

Midnighter and Tiger used deadly force with their hands and feet while Batman, Superman, and Green Arrow just knocked people unconscious.

"POW!" Nightwing yelled as he punched someone in the face.

"CRUNCH!" Green Arrow yelled as he kicked someone, "Hey! That's pretty fun!"

"I know! KA-POW!" Nightwing smirked.

"BAM!" Green Arrow hit someone else.

"Do we have two Graysons now?" Tiger asked.

"Nope. Only one has an ass like Richard's." Batgirl smirked.

"Fuck yeah!" Midnighter agreed.

"We need to talk about your friends." Batman growled to Nightwing.

"WATCH OUT!" Nightwing yelled.

A guy with a knife was creeping up on Tiger as he was busy with another man.

Nightwing threw the first thing he had in his hands.

His gun.

The gun flew and hit the man in the face pretty hard, knocking him unconscious immediately.

"STOP THROWING THE GUN!" Helena and Tiger screamed.

"NEVERRRRRRRRR!" Nightwing screamed.

"Where are they all coming from?" Green Arrow asked in distress.

"He can duplicate. The artifact allows him to do so. We need to get it away from him." Huntress said.

Lois screamed as she bashed a man's head with the bazooka.

"Maybe we need to talk about your company." Nightwing said to Batman.

"She's not mine. Superman's." Batman said.

"I know about Friday night." Nightwing whispered to Batman.

Batman tensed before he went back to kicking butt.

Nightwing knew he won.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Is that the last of them?" Spoiler asked, tired.

"Yep." Batwoman said.

Chocking noises were heard.

Everyone looked over to see Nightwing's legs around someone's throat and his arms around someone's diaphragm.

The guy in Nightwing's legs was chocking and clawing at said legs.

Eventually, he passed out.

As he went down, so did Nightwing and the other man.

No problem though!

The other man was unconscious.

Nightwing untangled himself from the mess and then bent down to look at the man's face.

"I told you I have a tight grip!" Nightwing yelled.

"Damn." Midnighter said.

That about summed it all up.