The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Alfred, the God of Cookies

I'M DONE! I'M SO DONE!

Richard Grayson was sitting at his desk currently working on one of his last homework assignments for school that day.

"Alfred! Can I have some cookies?" Richard yelled loudly, so that Alfred could hear him down the stairs.

Everything was silent as he received no answer.

That itself was unusual. Normally Alfred would say something in response.

Richard, now very worried, started to get up when Alfred appeared at his door.

Except...

It wasn't Alfred?

Alfred was wearing a long golden blonde wig and holding an empty plate and a hammer.

He calmly walked over to Richard's desk, where his homework was and Richard was gasping at him.

"Tis seems that this homework is not done." Alfred said calmly.

"I'm almost done with it. But I just wanted some cookies." Richard said after getting over his shock.

"NO COOKIES UNTIL THY HOMEWORK IS DONE!" Alfred screamed.

Richard was immediately taken aback, shocked thoroughly.

"Do it." Alfred hissed.

Richard quickly got to work on finishing his last problem.

"See? All done now." Richard said.

"Good, good. This plate is empty. ANOTHER ONE!" Alfred threw the plate onto the floor, shattering it into pieces.

He then walked away, his cape flapping when he walked.

Richard stared in bewilderment.

"What did I just see?" Bruce asked, stopping in Dick's doorway.

Bruce had just got back from patrol.

"I don't know." Dick said.

"Gosh damn it Dick!" Bruce said, pinching his nose.

"DO NOT USE MY NAME IN VAIN!" Alfred was heard from the kitchen.

"Alfred damn it! I left for 3 hours, Richard. What happened? Why is there a broken plate on your floor?" Bruce asked.

"Alfred broke it. HE threw it down and screamed something about another one." Richard was clearly confused.

"I have come bearing gifts!" Alfred smiled, holding up a giant plate of cookies.

"Thank you, Alfred." Richard said, taking three.

"The God of Cookies is pleased by your good manners. The God of Cookies shall take thou leave." Alfred left.

"3 hours, Dick. I was gone for 3 hours." Bruce said.

Thank the amazing people who made this idea on the comments of News Gone Wild- Questions (Part 2)!!! :D