(A/N) I'm all like: I want to be friends with people who love AJR as much as I do!
But then my social anxiety and low self-esteem are all like: do you, though?
Anyway tho, I kinda ran out of AJR related questions at the moment, so I now force you guys to share a random fact about yourself in the comments :>
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Jack: I've got this weird feeling inside.
Adam: It must be your conscience.
Jack: Damnit, I thought I got rid of that thing.
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(When Ryan gets in a fight at his highschool)
Ryan: I have to fight this guy on Tuesday, any advice?
Jack: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Ryan: That's what you do?
Jack: Me? Oh no.
Jack: My power is no illusion. I will f*cking demolish you.
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Jack: *talking about Alba* I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen. We had the most incredible spark.
Adam:
Jack: You're right, I have to find her.
Adam: I didn't say anything-
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(When they were kids)
Jack, running up to their dad: Adam called me the b word!
Their Dad: Adam, is this true?
Adam: Of course it isn't. Motherf*cker doesn't start with b.
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Ryan: I found this salad earlier today, and it's leaves are super crunchy and fall themed!
Adam, sighing in frustration: Please tell me you didn't eat leaves off the f*cking ground.
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Jack: Your apartment is on fire and you have 60 seconds, what do you take?!
Adam: A nap.
Ryan: nO-
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Ryan: Recipe says to beat three eggs.
Jack: At what? Hand to hand combat?
Ryan: Must be. Adam banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
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Adam: *Sneezes*
Ryan: *Aggressively wraps him up in a blanket*
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Adam: Name a more iconic trio than my depression, anxiety, and insomnia.
Jack, grabbing Ryan and Adam's hands: Us.
Adam, tearing up: Holy sh*t.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
