(A/N) It's been 6 days since I updated this book, so how's everyone feeling?
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(Before Jack and Alba were dating probably)
Alba: Could you ever see us as being something other than friends?
Jack: Yes, definitely, and I'm glad you asked.
Alba: That's wonderful, I-
Jack: I can totally see us as the new Mystery Gang, and Shay can be Scooby.
Alba:
Jack: Hang on, let me find the picture I drew.
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Ryan, holding up a piece of broccoli in one hand: Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat it??
Ryan, holding up a piece of cauliflower in his other hand: Aw, this one looks dead.
Adam:
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(If Jack was a Doctor)
Jack: Hi, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, thanks.
Jack: Then get out.
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Adam: How's making music going?
Jack: F*cked up. About to die. Ryan's a nerd. The usual.
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Jack: They knocked that smug look off my face!
Jack: Luckily, I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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Ryan: I have a question.
Adam: Go on.
Ryan: In the word "scent", is it the 's' or the 'c' that's silent?
Arnetta: Damn you, I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Ezra: Okay, well, "cent" is pronounced the same way as "scent", so I'd say the 's' is silent.
Austin: But "sent" is also pronounced the same way.
Adam: Okay, Google says the 'c' was added in the 17th century so I guess the 'c' is silent.
Jack: Plot twist: both the 's' and 'c' are silent and the letter 'e' makes the ssssss sound.
Adam: Jack isn't allowed to talk anymore.
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Adam: Name one bad thing I've done.
Ryan: You tried to convince Jack that eggs aren't real.
Jack: Wait, they ARE real?!?
Adam, dragging Jack away from Ryan: No, they're not real. Ryan doesn't know what he's talking about!
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Ryan: I want my furry feet!
Adam, crying: PLEASE just say SLIPPERS.
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Ryan: You bought a taco?
Adam: Yeah.
Ryan: From the truck that hit Jack?
Adam: Well, me starving isn't going to help him.
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(Jack and Ryan trying to finish working on this one song at 2AM)
Ryan, playing his keyboard while sleep deprived: I've connected the two dots.
Jack, wiping away the toothpaste Ryan smeared on his keyboard: You didn't connect sh*t.
Ryan: I've connected them.
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Ryan, walking through a public garden: I'm just looking. I can control my emotions.
*Later*
Jack: Why are you holding ten garden gnomes?
Ryan, starting to cry: They were cold and all alone.
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Adam: If you do this, I'm telling who's in charge!
Jack: But..... You're the one in charge.
Adam: Thank God I'm here then!
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Ryan, accidentally bumping into a mannequin: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Adam: Ry, that's a mannequin.
Ryan: Oh, right.
Ryan: Sorry, I thought you were a human, Mr. Mannequin.
Adam:
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Adam: Did you separate the egg yolks from the egg whites?
Ryan: Yep! Here are the egg whites.
Adam:
Adam: Those aren't egg whites, those are egg SHELLS.
Ryan: And what color are they, Mr. Know-it-all?
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(Playing Mario Kart)
Ryan: You're toast!
Jack: You and what toaster?!
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Ryan: Hey, Adam, can you back me up on this?
Adam: Whatever Ryan said, he's correct, and you're completely wrong, Jack.
Jack:
Jack: I wasn't even involved in this conversation-
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
