(A/N) I'm just gonna ask AJR related questions every chapter
So, who's your favorite AJR brother? :)
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Ryan: There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the AJR way!
Ezra: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Jack and Adam: Yeah, but it's faster.
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Interviewer: Would you say you're independent?
Jack: *Looks at Ryan*
Ryan: *Looks at Adam*
Adam: *Nods*
Ryan: *Turns back to Jack and nods*
Jack: Yes, I would say so.
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Jack's Mind: You could scream right now. No one's stopping you. Just open your mo-
Jack: Why the f*ck would I do that-
Jack's Mind: SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!
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{When they were younger}
Their Mom: You guys are grounded! Don't you dare go downstairs! *Walks out of their room*
Jack: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move-
Jack: *Jumps out the window*
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Therapist: How have you been coping with everything?
Jack: With sarcasm, mostly.
Therapist: Has that been working?
Jack: ✨Yeah, it's been super great.✨
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Adam: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore
Adam: It's my whole personality.
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Ryan: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Jack: Hey, I know this is a tense situation but let's watch the godd*mn motherf*cking language.
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Ryan: At least I'm gonna die doing something I love.
Jack: And that is?..
Ryan: Dying.
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Jack: Hey, Adam? I think I'm lactose intolerant.
Adam: Why is tha- OHMYGOD!
Jack: Yeah, I had some chocolate milk earlier and then I threw up.
Adam: THERE'S A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH, JACK!
Jack, looking at his stomach: Oh, yeah. I forgot that was there.
Adam: *Having a full on panic attack*
Jack: Well, like I was saying, I had some milk-
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Ryan: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Ryan: *Sprays hairspray in his mouth*
Ryan: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you that this one is not very good.
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Ryan: "Sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired". Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy".
Adam: I'm so sleepy of your sh*t.
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Jack: If I run and jump at Adam, he will most definitely catch me!
Jack, running at Adam: CATCH MEEE!!
Adam: WAIT, NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA AND A BOOK!
Adam: *Drops the tea and book to catch Jack*
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Ryan: *Carrying all the groceries in both arms*
Adam: *Reaches out to help him*
Ryan: *Switches everything to one arm to hold Adam's hand*
Adam: That's not what I- Wha-
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Ryan: B*tches be like "Ooh, I love Jack's voice! He's so talented!"
Jack: .....
Ryan: It's me. I'm b*tches.
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Ryan, whispering under his breath: Idiot says what.
Jack: What?
Adam and Ryan: *Laughing hysterically*
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{Alba and Jack on a date, standing in the middle of a forest}
Jack: This is my special place. I come here whenever I'm sad.
Alba: Really? Thank you for trusting me enough to show it to me-
Jack: Haha, no I'm kidding. We're lost.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
