(A/N) This is a short chapter, but more importantly: I updated my bio!!! Also what do you think the weirdest AJR song is?
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(When they were kids)
Their Mom, quietly head counting: Adam.... Ryan....
Their Mom: Hold up, we're missing a dumbass.
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Adam: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "would Jack do that?" And if Jack would, then I do not do that thing.
Jack, nodding: I feel the same for you.
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Jack, on the floor and bleeding out: It's okay!
Jack: My bones and ribs broke my fall!
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Jack: Y'know, it would be nice to change the world.
Adam: For the better?
Jack:
Adam: Answer me-
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Jack: It's illegal to be better looking than me.
Adam: We're all going to jail then.
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(Having a food fight)
Ryan: Lemme get in on this!
Austin: Boy, if yOU DON'T PUT THAT FLOOR SPAGHETTI DOWN-
(This was submitted by iamChauncey)
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(When they were kids)
Adam: I'm in a bad place right now.
Adam: Not mentally, I just have to share a room with my brothers.
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Ryan: *Sneezes*
Jack: Bless you.
Ryan: *Sneezes again*
Jack: Oh my God. I already blessed you. Why the f*ck are you still making noise?!
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Person: Hey, are these two bothering you?
Adam: Yeah, but they're my brothers so I kinda just have to deal with it.
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Ryan: I sure showed those guys, huh.
Ryan: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
Adam:
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Jack: Due to personal reasons, I will be going feral.
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Adam: Are you drinking Root Beer for breakfast?
Jack: Yeah. What'd you have for breakfast?
Adam: ....Nothing.
Jack: I'm doing better than you.
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Jack: Remember the time you dared me to lick your keyboard?
Ryan: No, I said "Jack, don't lick my keyboard!" And then you said "Don't tell me what to do!" And licked my keyboard.
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Ryan: My brother Adam is getting his PhD.
Ryan: And my other brother thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
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Ryan: Goodnight, Adam.
Ryan: Goodnight, Jack.
Ryan: And goodnight voices only I can hear-
Adam, sitting up in his sleeping bag: Hold the f*ck up here-
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Ryan: You're my hero!
Adam: All I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before it hit the floor.
Jack: But you did it heroically. I should know, I was the plate.
Adam:
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Jack: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?
Adam: No one in this house should be aloud outside, I swear to god-
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(If Jack was a cop, probably)
Jack: Start talking!
Bad guy: Well, I-
Jack: Oh my God, SHUT THE F*CK UP!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
