(A/N) Will I ever stop making these?.......... Probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyway, y'all excited for Way Less Sad? I really hope people don't leak stuff, and for the people that already have it due to different timezones should refrain from sharing it with people. :D
Anyway, enjoy
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Jack, probably: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.
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(When Jack was just barely born and they bring him home from the hospital for the first time.)
Jack: Bet I'd be a lot less cute if you were dead.
Adam:
Adam: moM-
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Adam: If at first you don't succeed-
Jack and Ryan -Try to pretend it never happened!
Adam:
Jack and Ryan: :D
Adam: No.
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Adam: Tell me what happened.
Jack and Ryan: Okay, but you have to promise not to get mad.
Adam: What. Happened.
Jack and Ryan: We were minding our own business-
Adam, slamming his fist on the table: BULLSH*T!!!
Jack and Ryan: WE WERE!!
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(AJR having a band meeting)
Adam: Alright, listen up you little sh*t
Adam: Not you, Ryan. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.
Jack:
Jack: Wait, does that mean you were addressing ME?!
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Ryan, to Jack: *Talking about Adam* We mcfreaking lost him!
Jack: WELL, GET HIM BACK MCDAMMIT!
Ryan: You don't mcunderstand! He mcexploded!
Jack: ohMcf*ck.
Adam, turning the car around: On second thought, maybe I won't get you guys mcdonald's since you keep talking like that.
Ryan: Double Mcf*ck.
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(When things aren't going right on stage)
Adam: We need someone to distract the audience while we figure this stuff out!
Jack: What do you expect me to do?! Dress in drag and do the hula?!
Adam: ...... Welllllll
(K but like imagine)
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Ryan, staring out the window: Have.... Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Jack: No, of course not. Hell sends them fully trained.
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Adam, trying to give a lecture but too sleep deprived: I am so bed bath and beyond done with all of you!
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AJR fans that just like the music: What's going on with them? They've been laying on the floor for about fifteen minutes.
AJR: They're a bit overwhelmed.
AJR fans that just like the music: Why?
AJR, sighing: We smiled.
AJR fans who started out just liking the music but are now overly obsessed with three brothers: I CANT BREATHE- THEY'RE SO CUTE! JFJEJFJAJSJCJ THE SMILES-
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Jack: Whomst'd've consumed my ice juice?
Ryan: I hath consumed the ocean sauce.
Adam: *Quickly calls an exorcist*
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Tutor, trying to teach Jack math: This means it's 90 degrees-
Jack: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.
Tutor: No, the angle is-
Adam, bursting through the door: GLOBAL WARMING.
Tutor: Goddamnit.
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Jack: Do you ever see your siblings and just have this overwhelming urge to murder them?
Jack: Like, Ryan just walked into the room and now I'm thinking "dang, now I gotta end him."
Ryan: Anyone else feeling a little unsafe? Haha.....
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Adam: Okay, everyone know what they're doing?
Jack: In general or for the concert?
Adam: The concert.
Jack:*Phew*
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Jack: I don't know who to choose! Adoption is so difficult and such an important process!
Adam, sighing: Jack, we've been here for hours. Please just pick a dog already.
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And now for a pic of Adam
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