(A/N) OK ORCHESTRA IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!
WHAT'S YOUR FAV SONG ON OKO?
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Jack: I have good news and I have bad news.
Ryan: What's the bad news?
Jack: The ostrich broke the door.
Ryan: Jack, we don't have an ostrich.
Jack: Now for the good news.
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(Ryan at an urgent care clinic)
Ryan, filling out a symptom list: *Checks off excessive crying*
Nurse:
Nurse: Sir, that was meant for babies.
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Ryan: I'm obligated to inform you that I'm trained in the ancient Chinese art of...... Origami!
Jack, using the krav maga on him: Paper folding??
Ryan: I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.
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Ryan: I have bad news.
Adam, trying to do his yoga: There is no such thing as good or bad news, Ry. Just news.
Ryan: Okay, well, Jack got stuck in the ceiling fan again.
Adam:
Adam: That is bad news.
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Jack, after not messing up any lyrics: Well slap my ass and call me Merlin because I just worked some magic!
Adam:
Adam:
Adam, crying: Please don't ever talk again.
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Adam: I will be removing myself from situations.
Adam: If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that.
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Ryan, making dinner: I feel like you don't trust my cooking.
Adam, also making dinner: Why would you think that, Ry?
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(When they were kids)
Their Mom: What're you two fighting about??
Adam: He keeps using phrases wrong!
Jack: Oh, cry me a table!
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Jack: Do I still give you butterflies?
Alba: No.
Alba: You give me brain damage.
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Ryan: My heart screams ice cream but my body screams veggies.
Adam: What does your brain scream?
Ryan: Oh, it just screams.
Adam:
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
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