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Jack, wearing Ryan's glasses: How do I look?
Ryan, squinting his eyes: I have no idea.
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Adam, trying to be tough: Danger is my middle name.
Jack: That's a lie.
Ryan: Yeah! Your middle name is Cutie-pie! *Boops his nose* <3
Adam:
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Ryan: You lied?
Jack: I may have.
Ryan: You may have, or you did?
Jack: I may have did.
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Ryan: Jack and I have that easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Jack: SALTY CHIPS!
Ryan: -Please, don't interrupt me.
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Jack: 🎶Look at you strawberry B*TCH.
Jack: You look like a B*TCH.🎶
Jack: Oh my God, you're such a 🎶B*TCH🎶
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Jack: Yesterday I accidentally kicked Ryan in the face and I couldn't decide between saying "I'm so sorry" or "are you okay?"
Jack: So I panicked and yelled "ARE YOU SORRY?!"
Jack: Ryan's giving me the silent treatment, and Adam STILL hasn't stopped laughing at me.
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(Before Alba and Jack were officially dating)
Alba: What I'm trying to say is.... What if we went to the party not as friends?
Jack, gasping: AS ENEMIES?!
Alba:
Alba, sighing: I don't even get why I feel the way I feel about you.
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Adam: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.
Jack: I photosynthesize with this.
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Ryan: What's your biggest fear?
Adam: Being forgotten.
Ryan: Wow, that's deep.
Ryan: Mine's the Kool-Aid Man, but now I feel kinda stupid about it.
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Ryan, sadly: I lose at everything. I even lost my glasses.
Jack, staring at the glasses on top of Ryan's head: I'll help you find them for fifty dollars.
Adam: No-
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(Yo mamma jokes)
Jack: YO MAMMA SO FAT, IT TOOK THANOS TWO SNAPS TO KILL HER!
Ryan:
Adam:
Jack: Wait-
Ryan: I can't believe you'd disrespect mom like that you b*tch.
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Jack: I learned some valuable lessons from this.
Adam: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should've gotten from this.
Jack: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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Adam, to Jack probably: That's so sad. Let me play despacito on the world's smallest Alexa.
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Jack: I'll just have a taco.
Ryan: Jack, this is an Olive Garden.
Jack, quietly: You're really putting me on the spot here...
Jack, turning to the waiter: *In an Italian Accent* Can I have a taco?
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Adam: I think your calculations may have been off.
Ryan: Well, they can't be off if you don't do any.
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Adam: Jack, you need to put on pants.
Jack: Why? It's too hot, and I'm hot. So technically, I'm doing people a favor.
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Jack: Here's a nice hot cup of tea.
Ryan, taking a sip: It's cold.
Jack: Nice cup of tea.
Ryan: It's horrible.
Jack: Cup of tea.
Ryan: Is this even tea?
Jack: Cup.
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Jack: Thank you for agreeing to see me.
Adam: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.
Jack: I don't have time for a history lesson!
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Jack: You're right. I won't fight him.
Ryan: I'm so proud of y-
Jack: SIKE!
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Jack, knocking on Adam's door: Open up, Adam!
Adam: Well, it all started when I was seven...
Jack: No, I meant-
Ryan: Let him finish.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
