(A/N) Do you have a favorite AJR interview?
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Alba: Would you like to have dinner tonight?
Jack: I'd like to have dinner every night.
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Ryan: I think some people are birds in disguise.
Adam: Haha, can I tweet that?
Ryan, eyes narrowing: Can you what?
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Officer, on the phone: 911, what's your emergency?
Adam: My demon brothers are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run. I don't know how long I have left to live.
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Jack: There may very well be a hot dog vendor in Chicago who is bigfoot.
Adam: Excuse me?
Jack: Yeah, you heard me.
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Jack: I had fun, that's all that matters.
Adam: Everything is on FIRE!
Jack: That's all that matters.
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Ryan: Adam, wake up!
Adam: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Adam: I've made a lot of sh*tty mistakes, so I understand that nobody loves me.
Ryan, taking Adam's hand: Are you sure?
Jack, aggressively hugging Adam: ARE YOU SURE?!
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Ryan: Alcohol tastes better when you're underage because the secret ingredient is crime.
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Adam: My best qualities? I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my brothers.
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(Adam and Ryan are sitting on a bench)
Jack: Why do you guys look so sad?
Adam: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Jack: *Sits down*
Ryan: The bench is freshly painted.
Jack:
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Adam: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Adam: *Bites his phone*
Adam, confused: This isn't a bagel..
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Ryan: What the f*ck were you thinking?!
Jack: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.
Ryan: You released OSTRICHES!
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Person: Do you take constructive criticism?
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
