(A/N) Valentine's day special!....... Bc I know everyone's sad 'cause AJR's spending valentine's day with other people :'( (or maybe that's just me)
And even tho I said this was a valentine's day special, it literally has nothing to do with valentine's day. It's just extra long.
Also thanks for 10k views holy hecc
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Austin, watching Jack dance on stage: Has Jack always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Adam: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.
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Jack: Alright, let's destroy this performance just like we destroyed our extended family's hopes and dreams for our career when we chose to be musicians!
Arnetta: Wha-
Adam and Ryan: Couldn't have said it better!
Arnetta: Are you three okay?!
Ryan: Of course. We actually don't know what our extended family thinks of our music career because they stopped answering our calls!
Arnetta:
Jack: :D
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(When they were kids)
Jack: Hey, are you busy?
Adam, trying to do homework: Yeah, I'm doing-
Jack, dragging him to the living room: Cool! Now come play in this spaceship I built with Ryan and I.
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Ryan: I never know what to say to people at funerals.
Adam: Just say "I'm sorry for you loss" and move on.
*Later*
Ryan, at a funeral: I'm sorry for your loss...... Move on.
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Jack: So I'm sitting there, bbq sauce on my titties-
Ryan: *dying of laughter*
(Idk why this fits them imo)
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Chris: What are you staring at?
Arnetta, pointing at Jack who's trying to tie his shoes: Him. He's been trying for five minutes straight.
Austin: ...... He doesn't know how to tie his shoe laces??
Ezra: Guys, I think he's crying-
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Jack: *Gets into car with helium balloons*
Adam: Are those helium balloons?!
Ryan: Oh for f*ck's sake!
Jack: Yeah-
*Car starts flying*
Adam: Why did you come into the car with helium balloons?!
Ryan: Ah, it's too late now. We're flying away.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
