(A/N) Challenge: comment something only AJR fans will understand.
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(When they were kids)
Adam, solemnly: Today, we mourn the loss of our dear little brother.
Ryan: *Sobs*
Adam: We will never forget-
Ryan: *Sobs harder*
Their Mom, yelling from the other room: DID YOU TWO LOCK JACK IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN??
Adam: Oh sh*t- *blows out candles*
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Ryan: I got the band mood rings so I know when my brothers need a hug.
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Adam: Is there a problem?
Ryan: Nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a great play.
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Adam: Ouch! I got a paper cut.
Jack: Here, let me kiss it better.
Adam: ......What?
Jack: Mom used to kiss our injuries better.
Adam: Yeah, when we were like five???
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Adam: Yeah, I love my brothers.
Jack and Ryan: *Doing the Floss dance to try and impress Adam*
Adam: Nevermind.
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(When they were kids)
Adam, talking to his friends at school: Yeah, I can't believe I agreed to be a prop in my brother's stupid play.
His Friend: You could've just said no.
Adam: *Offended and enraged noises*
(Cue My Play)
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Adam: Wow, do you guys remember playing Doctor when we were little?
Jack: Oh, yeah, haha. That was fun.
*Flashback*
Little Adam: Quick, Jack! Hand me the scissors! The patient needs to be amputated before the disease spreads further!
Little Jack: *Hands Adam the scissors*
Little Ryan: Wait, guys- what are you doing to my teddy bear-
Little Adam: *Cuts the Teddy Bear's head off*
Little Jack: Phew, that could've been a disaster.
Little Ryan: *Sobbing in the background*
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Adam: Murder me.
Ryan: With puppies? : D
Adam: .....Or knives.
Ryan: Or FUN!
Adam: Or AXES!
Ryan, forcefully: G L I T T E R !!!
Adam, angry: BULLETS!
Jack: I can't even tell if this is a real argument-
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Jack: You call it being "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture.
Ryan, kneeling over Adam's body: Oh my God, Jack. Your dart stabbed Adam in the neck!
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(When Adam comes home to see that Jack and Ryan accidentally broke everything in his apartment)
Adam: ....... Hahahaha... Haha...
Jack: Hahaha? .....Is this a good laugh or a bad laugh?
Adam: Hahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ryan, starting to cry: Haha, well the longer it goes on, the more I think it's a bad laugh. We broke him...
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Ryan: Lol, that moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there-
Murderer: *Stabs him*
Ryan: Oh, yeah. I was being chased by a serial killer.
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(AJR, shopping at a grocery store)
Adam, looking at the shopping list: Alright, what else do we need?
Jack, hugging both of them: I don't know, I have everything I need already!
Ryan: *Happy noises*
Adam:
Adam: I meant food wise-
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(When Adam was in highschool)
Adam: I'm going to this girl's house for dinner tonight, k?
Ryan and Jack: oOoH, do you like her? ;)
Adam: No, but I like dinner.
Ryan and Jack:
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(After having a fight)
Ryan: So.... Are we friends again?
Adam: No.
Ryan:
Adam:
Ryan:
Adam: We're brothers.
Ryan, sighing in relief: That pause was really-
Adam: I still resent you, though.
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Adam, sighing: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how "hot" you are.
Jack: It's not a joke.
Jack: *Sniffles*
Jack: I'm a legit snacc!
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Jack: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd make it spell out "Peace".
Adam: No, you'd make it spell out "Fart" and then laugh about it for hours.
Jack: You know me so well.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
