(A/N) What's your favorite AJR remix?
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Adam: Name a way to be nice to others.
Ryan: Don't kill them.
Adam: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Ryan: Nothing will make me happy today.
Adam: Wanna bet?
Ryan: ...Don't you dare.
Adam: *Drags Jack into the room*
Ryan, fighting a smile: Damnit.
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Jack, to Alba: Sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt.
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Jack: I do what I want!
Ryan: I'm calling Adam.
Jack: No, wait-
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Ryan: *Glaring at Adam and Jack*
Jack: Look, I know I'm in the doghouse right now.
Ryan: Oh, you're not in the doghouse.
Jack: I'm not?
Ryan: No, you're going to have to do a lot to make it IN to the doghouse.
Jack: Okay, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area.
Ryan: *Continues glaring*
Jack: Unless I'm in the pound. Ry, am I in the pound? Where's Adam? Is he in the pound with me?
Adam: Why do I have to be in the pound?
Jack: So we can get adopted together like two inseparable puppies!
Adam: But I don't want to be in the pound, Jack!
Ryan: GUYS.
Adam and Jack: Sorry...
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Person: What do your brothers mean to you?
Adam: Oh, Jack and Ryan? They're the reason I wake up in the morning.
Person: Aw, that's so sweet!
(Earlier that morning)
Jack and Ryan, bursting into the room: ADAM! ADAM! ADAM! WAKEEE UP! *Pokes Adam with a stick repeatedly* YOU NEED TO MAKE US FOOD 'CAUSE WE'RE HUNGRYY!!!
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Ryan: Anyway, Jack and I are going home now.
Jack and Ryan: *Sits on Adam's lap*
Adam: Wha-
Jack: You're our home <3
Adam:
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Ryan: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hit you back.
Jack: That would be alarming.
Adam: Get out.
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Ryan: Did you know that Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?
Adam: A ray of hope for Jack.
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Jack: Raise your hand if you like me.
Person: But what if I don't like you?
Adam and Ryan: Then raise your standards.
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Adam: Request for you to not be a b*tch.
Jack: Request denied.
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Ryan: Whenever I think I'm unattractive, I just look in the mirror.
Ryan: And then I know I'm unattractive.
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Ryan: It's family moments like this that I'll never forget.
Adam: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.
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Adam: And what do we say when we feel this way?
Ryan: My depression is chronic, but my ass is iconic.
Adam: No.
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Jack: Do crabs think fish are flying?
Adam: How high are you?
Jack: 6' 1"
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Jack: I just have one question for you, Ry.
Ryan: What is it, Jack?
Jack: What color is an orange?
Ryan: Jack, you idiot. It's color is the same as it's name, just like a lemon.
Adam: *Facepalms*
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Adam: Did you know that most laughs you hear on TV shows today were recorded in the 1950s? That means, technically, you're hearing dead people laughing.
Ryan: That may be a pretty interesting fact for most people, but I already hear dead people laughing.
Adam: Hey Ryan?
Adam: What the f*ck does that mean?
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Ryan: Coffee is just bean water.
Ryan: Tea is just leaf water.
Adam: Shut up. All drinks are just modified water.
Jack: bUt wHaT ABouT mILK?!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
