(A/N) What's your favorite AJR cover song?
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Cat: All you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games. Don't even lie.
Alba: What do you mean "had"?
Ryan: What do you mean "girls"?
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Jack: I was just going down the street and I saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and were trying to summon a demon.
Adam: And why are you surprised that you showed up at that moment?
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Ryan: What if a snake fell asleep wrong and when he woke up his him was asleep?
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Ezra: How should I ask someone out?
Jack: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Ezra: Oh my god-
Ryan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Ezra: Please stop.
Adam: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Ezra: Okay, the last one is verging dangerously close to serial killer territory.
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Adam: Surprise, motherf*ckers
Jack: Some fries, motherf*ckers.
Ryan: Disguise, motherf*ckers.
Adam: Supplies, motherf*ckers.
Jack: Some pies, motherf*ckers.
Ryan: All rise, motherf*ckers.
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Ryan: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey.
Person: But I'm vegan.
Ryan: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.
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Jack: Remember kids, Rats are the capri sun of the vampire world.
Adam: Hi, what the f*ck does that mean?
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Adam, looking at his phone: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Jack, covered in squid ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Paranormal Investigator: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Ryan, spooked: Listen dude, I know what I saw.
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Ezra: Why are you smiling? Did something good happen?
Adam: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Alba: Jack tripped and bumped into Ryan, and then they both fell in the parking lot.
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Jack: This stress isn't good for the baby!
Adam: What baby?
Jack: Me. I'm the baby.
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Jack: Okay, let's stop using the term "Butthurt". We're not twelve anymore.
Ryan: You sound fannytroubled.
Adam: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Ryan and Adam simultaneously: Someone's having a tushytantrum.
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Adam: I have to pee but I'm too lazy.
Ryan: Looks like urine trouble, lol.
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Ryan: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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Adam: I only feel one emotion and it's ANGER.
Jack: Last night you texted me a bunch of heart emojis-
Adam: OUT OF ANGER!!
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Adam: I'll be bad cop, you'll be good cop.
Jack: Got it!
{Later}
Adam: Tell us who did it or else!
Jack: Yeah, spill the tea, sis!
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Jack: *Sneaks into the apartment, wearing a big coat*
Adam: What's with the coat?
Jack's Coat: *Barks*
Adam:
Jack: Drugs.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
