(A/N) What songs will be on OKO? Wrong answers only.
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Jack: Adam told me I had to start thinking before I act.
Jack: So, if I smack the sh*t out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and I am confident in my decision.
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Ryan: F*ck, I wanna die.
Adam: Language.
Ryan: Hecky heck, I crave death.
Adam:
Adam: Can we talk about this-
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Ryan: Put the cookies in the box.
Ryan: There, now we can't eat them.
Jack: We can still open the box, though.
Ryan:
Ryan: That is true.
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(Getting ready for a concert)
Adam: Lighting? Check.
Ryan: Sound? Check.
Jack: Hotel? Trivago.
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(After the concert)
Ryan: Alright, guys! We did it! Everything went according to plan!
Jack, sadly holding a knife he didn't get to use: I mean, yeah I guess....
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Adam: Ry, have I ever told you, you cook well?
Ryan, smiling: Aw, no.
Adam: So why do you keep cooking?
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(When Jack and Adam are gone for literally two seconds)
Austin: Hey, Ryan?
Ryan, laying face down on the floor: Adam and Jack used to call me that....
Austin:
Austin: Because it's your f*cking name-
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(Jack and Adam playing chess)
Adam: *Moves his piece*
Jack: Aha! You've fallen right into my trap! Maybe you'd like to retake that move.
Adam: Your remaining piece must have one heck of a plan.
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Professor: Just take what's yours and leave!
Jack: Fine! *Throws Ryan and Adam over his shoulder and runs out of the school building*
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Adam: That's it! I'm leaving!
Ryan: And there he goes, our only brain cell.
Jack: eXcUsE mE? *Offended Jack noises*
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(When they were kids and all living in the same room)
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
