(A/N) uh idk what to ask anymore, my brain is dead.
Do you think your obsession with AJR will ever end? I don't think mine will, maybe it will dull over years but I know I'll still love them.
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Jack: So at the gym today I said subscription instead of membership.
Jack: The girl laughed and said "this ain't a pharmacy."
Jack: B*tch, that's a PRESCRIPTION. We're both dumb.
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(Adam's Adventures at Walmart)
Adam: *Sees kid crying in the aisle he's in*
Adam: Hey, little guy!
Adam: *Crouches down*
Adam: Could you please move? You're in front of the lucky charms.
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Adam: While I disrespectfully disagree-
Ryan: Don't you mean "respectfully disagree"?
Adam, staring Ryan dead in the eyes: No.
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(AJR deciding to become a band)
Ryan, grabbing Jack and Adam's hands: No more doing things separately...
Jack: From now on, we f*ck things up together!
Adam: *sobbing as he desperately tries to get Ryan to let go of his hand*
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Interviewer: So if you were in a superhero story, what would you be?
Adam: Someone with telekinesis or something like that.
Ryan: A shape-shifter!
Jack: The villain, probably.
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Ryan, concerned: When was the last time you slept?
Adam, having his eighth cup of coffee: Yes.
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AJR: Did you call for the most talented, inspiring musicians to come on your radio show tonight?
Radio host: Yes!
Jack: Well, too bad. You got us.
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Therapist: Do you have a family history of mental health problems?
Jack, trying not to cry: Yes. My brother does yoga.
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Jack and Ryan: *Discussing music plans*
Adam: Can we not base our concert on what does or doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
Ryan:
Ryan: You're this f*cking close to being kicked out of the band.
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Adam, having a breakdown: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Jack, motioning between him and Ryan: No, no, no! It's in the hands of TWO idiots.
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Jack: I'm limited edition. Only one of me. I'm unique. No copies.
Adam: Thank God.
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Ryan: Yeeted!
Jack: Yote!
Ryan: Yeeted!
Jack: Yote!
Ryan, forcefully: YEETED!
Jack: YOTE!!!
Adam: I don't care, I just want to know who the f*ck threw Chris off the stage!
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Jack: *Gets angry and stabs a fork in the table*
Adam: tHaT iS MAHOGANY, mIStEr!
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Adam: Is there anything productive I can do at 4am?
Ryan: Have you tried sleeping???
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(When they were kids and sharing a room)
Jack, sitting on his bed with his diary: Dear diary, today Ryan was being a b*tch.
Ryan, on the bunk under him: I'm right here!
Jack, shuddering: I can still hear his whiny voice in my head.
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Some old lady: You can't make music like this for my precious grandchildren! Somebody oughta put you three in a mental hospital!
Jack: Somebody oughta put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!
Old lady, Adam, and Ryan: *gasp*
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(Motivational speech)
Adam, pointing to his chest: We're going to reach our goals as a band, because we have this.
Ryan: ...... We have heart?
Adam: What? Heart?? No, I meant me. I was pointing to myself. I'm going to make sure we f*cking demolish every other band in the music industry.
Ryan: I don't remember that being our goal as a band.....
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Ryan, running and crying: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS.
Jack, chasing after him: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A TH*T!
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Jack: Can I eat your hands?
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Ryan: *is laying face down on the floor*
Adam: What's wrong?
Ryan: Life's a party and I'm the piñata.
Jack: *Excitedly runs off and comes back with a party hat and a baseball bat*
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(Rehearsal)
Jack: *waits until Adam isn't looking*
Jack: *quickly takes Adam's boba and gulps it down*
Adam, snatching it away: Jack Met! I'm gonna beat your ass-
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Ryan: Uh, I think I'll have a beer.
Adam: And I will have a glass of chocolate milk with a straw please.
(We can't forget to appreciate the fact that Adam is also just an innocent little child.)
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
