(A/N) How's things going for you guys? You can rant in the comments if you need to. Please remember to take care of yourselves!
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Ryan, walking up to Jack outside of a museum: You got kicked out, too?
Jack: Yeah.... For yelling.
Ryan: You yelled in a museum? That's hardcore.
Jack: What did you do?
Ryan: I stole a pterodactyl skeleton.
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Jack, holding Adam and Ryan's hands: Brothers who sin together, win together!
Adam: No.
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Ezra: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge door with their hips.
Ryan: Yeah? And what of it?!?!? My hands are full and my *ss is fat, you f*cking wish you were me.
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Person: Are you a cuddler?
Jack: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRU-
Ryan and Adam: Yeah, he's a cuddler.
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Ryan: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Jack: If I die, I'm gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, b*tch.
Adam: Wait, "if"??
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Jack: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I WOULD KILL FOR YOU!
Jack: ASK ME TO KILL FOR YOU!!!!
Adam: Okay, first of all, calm down.
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Ryan, peaking under a pile of blankets: Adam? Are you ready to come out and interact with people?
Adam: *Demonic screeching*
Ryan: Understandable, have a nice day.
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Ryan, looking at a jar of candy: Oh, is this one of those challenges where you guess how many are in there?
Ryan: Easy guess.
Ryan, now with his mouth full of candy: Zero.
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(Jack and Ryan being crazy)
Adam: Could you guys please try to be a little more mature?
Jack: *Punches Ryan in the face* TAXES!
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Jack: My biggest flex is that my existence offends God.
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Ryan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Adam: I would say infinitesimally.
Jack: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
