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Ryan: Whoops.
Adam: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past Whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh f*ck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.
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(When Jack was in highschool)
Girl: Can I have your permission to date your brother Jack?
Adam: What is this, the dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no. You can't until you beat me in a duel.
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Adam: Jack, we tried things your way.
Jack: No we didn't.
Adam: I did in my head and it didn't work.
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Ryan: We gotta get there fast!
Jack: Then I should drive.
Ryan: Why?
Jack: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: Can someone please help me off this tree??!! :(
Adam: I will!
*Later*
Jack: Can someone please help me and Adam off this tree?!
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Jack: You're ugly when you lie!
Adam: I'm not lying!
Jack: Then why are you ugly?!
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Interviewer: Who's your favorite person in the world?
Ryan: Oh, hmm... That's a tough question.
Jack and Adam, without hesitation: Ryan.
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(When Jack was a kid, and angry at Ryan and Adam)
Jack: Do you value your siblings? You should.
Jack: Ryan: one dollar.
Jack: Adam: negative sixteen dollars.
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Ryan: Your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it! It probably thinks "Here comes the warmth slab!"
Jack: Wrong.
Jack: It thinks "God, I hope this dipsh*t doesn't spill beans all over me again, who the f*ck eats beans in bed?"
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(When Adam just barely got Ryan and Jack as siblings.)
Adam: Listen up, siblings of mine-
Ryan: Please, call us by our names. Jack and Ryan. JACK AND RYAN.
Adam: I'd rather not. If I named you, I'd get attached.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
