(A/N) what is the special AJR song you listen to when you're feeling down?
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(AJR practicing music)
Adam: Wait, stop! Stop the music!
Ryan and Jack: *Confused music stopping*
Adam: Someone left an ice cube on the floor and now mY SOCK IS WET-
Adam, cornering them: WHO THE F*CK WANNA DIE?
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Ryan: *Leaves*
Jack: Oh, how I yearn to be happy again.
Ryan: *Comes back because he forgot his keys*
Jack: That's much better.
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Jack, calling Adam on the phone: Hey.
Adam: I'm busy.
Jack: Okay, but how many redbulls do I have to drink to grow wings?
Adam:
Adam: I'm on my way.
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Adam: I've never felt sexy a day in my life.
Jack, dropping into a split: CAN'T RELATE!
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Ryan: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
Jack: What if they don't want to leave?! What if the trees MAKE them leave?!
Adam: I'm gonna make both of you leave if you don't shut up-
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Adam and Ryan: Hey, Jack? We just want to let you know that we love you.
Jack: You do?
Adam and Ryan: Yes.
Jack: Really?
Adam and Ryan: Yes.
Jack:
Jack: Why?
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Adam, frustrated: That's it! Get out of the car. You're walking home.
Jack: We haven't even left the driveway-
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Jack: What does Airbnb mean?
Adam: Oh, well b&b stands for bed and breakfast-
Ryan: Bungeons and Bragons.
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(When Jack was a little kiddie and Adam was trying to be a good older brother.)
Adam, drinking the disgusting tea Jack made him because he doesn't want to hurt Jack's feelings: ....Mmmm..... What kind of tea is this?
Jack, happy that Adam appears to be enjoying it: I just boiled some Gatorade!!
Adam, trying not to spit it out: It-it's very good...
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
