AJR Incorrect Quotes

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(A/N) Hello, depressed babies. I'm here to hopefully cheer you up again.

If AJR had a fourth brother, what would his name be? 🧐🤔
I'm asking the real questions here.

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Jack: Was I adopted?

Adam: Pffft, no. Why the f*ck would we pick you?

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Adam, talking out loud and writing: Jack, if you're reading this-

Austin: Can Jack read?

Adam: ........... Ryan, if you're reading this to Jack-

Chris: Can Ryan read??

Adam:

Adam: ..... Shay, if you're reading this-

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Ryan: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could fight crime with.

Adam: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends to commit crimes with.

Ryan, sadly: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.

Adam, sighing sadly: I wish I had friends.

Jack, spinning around in a circle: I wish I could knit.

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Adam: As your best friend-

Ryan: Jack is my best friend.

Adam:

Adam, quietly: w-what?

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(In highschool probably)

Girl: You live in Chelsea?

Ryan, leaning against his locker: No, I live in the moment, sweet cheeks.

Girl: *Slowly grabs her books and leaves*

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Driving instructor, hanging on for dear life: Where the hell did you learn to drive like this?!

Jack, barely dodging a fire hydrant: Mario Kart.

Jack: I know the sidewalk might seem scary, but it's a short cut. We'll be in first place in no time!

Driving instructor: *Confused screaming*

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(When Jack first put on ~the~ hat)

Adam: You wearing mom's hat makes you look like a girl.

Jack: Well, am I a pretty girl?

Adam and Ryan: Of course.

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Adam: How drunk were you last night?

Jack: Well, considering I still have my pants on, not that drunk.

Adam: Those aren't pants.

Jack, looking down to find his legs covered in tin foil: Wait, what?!