(A/N) Hey y'all! I just wanted to let you know that if you use my incorrect quotes for anything, please credit me!
I'd really appreciate it <3
Anyway, it's been a little while so how r u guys?
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Jack: If you hate yourself and know it, clap your hands!
Ryan: *Claps hands*
Jack: *Smacks him*
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(If Adam was a 911 operator)
Adam, picking up the phone: 911, what's your emergency?
Jack, on the other end: I have knife hands?
Adam: Excuse me?
Jack: I looked down and my hands were knives....
Adam: Your hands are knives?
Jack: Yeah.
Adam:
Adam: Can you put the knives down?
Jack: No, they're my hands.
Adam: Alright, uh, where are you?
Jack, starting to panic: I-I don't want knife hands.
Jack: I can't pet my dog! I can't high-five anything!
Adam: It's okay, let's work this out-
Jack: W-what am I gonna do, be a chef? Just chop, chop, chop my whole life- NOTHING BUT CHOPPING!
Adam, sighing: How did you call 911?
Jack: I called on my phone.
Adam: Uh-huh, and how did you dial the number?
Jack: With my fingers?
Adam: Okay, where are your fingers?
Jack: On my hands? OH GOD THEY'RE BACK! Oh thank you! Oh my God, look at them! I love these hands! What's your name? Is it Sharon?
Adam: No.
Jack: Oh, Sharon you're an angel!
Adam: I am not.
Jack: Mmm, that's what an angel would say. Thank you, Sharon.
Adam: You're welcome.
Jack: -This acid is REALLY messing with me.... Oh boy, now my feet are knives-
Adam: *Hangs up*
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Adam: How did you get in here?!
Ryan: The window! Or as I like to call it, the Ryan door!
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Jack: I don't dab,
Jack: I just stab *flips on sunglasses*
Ryan: *Air horn noises*
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Adam: Ask my why I love you guys.
Jack and Ryan: Why do you love us?
Adam: *Pulls out a 300-slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
