(A/N) Back at it again with incorrect quotes B)
It's been a little while, how's everyone been?
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(Weak be like)
Jack: Why are my arms so weak?
Jack: It's like I did that one push-up last year for nothing!
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Jack: -And that's when I said to myself, "don't think Jack, act."
Adam: So, you weren't thinking?
Jack: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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Adam: Ryan, it's ten degrees! Come back inside before you die of hypothermia!
Ryan: Well that's ironic, it's freezing but I'm still having a meltdown!
Adam:
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(When they were little kids)
Their Mom: Every parent wants to see their child do well, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that watching my loser sons fail at everything they try has been pretty entertaining.
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Ryan: What am I doing wrong?
Adam: Do you want me to answer as your therapist or your friend?
Ryan: Friend.
Adam: Go see a therapist.
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(When they had to share a room)
Adam: Here are two pictures.
Adam: One is your guy's part of our room, and the other is a garbage dump in the philippines.
Adam: Can you tell which is which?
Ryan and Jack, pointing to one of the pictures: ........... That one's the garbage dump.....?
Adam: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR PART OF OUR ROOM!!!!
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Interviewer: Between your brothers--Ryan and Jack--if you had to, who would you punch?
Adam: Neither of them! They're both my brothers and I love them equally!
Interviewer: Jack?
Adam: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Adam: I said I wasn't going to cry....
Ryan: But- but you aren't crying.
Adam: I know, it's called strength.
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Adam, on the phone: Jack, where are you?
Jack, drunk: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.
Adam: ...... Could you be more specific?
Jack: Simba.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
