AJR Incorrect Quotes

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(A/N) Okay, another chapter where I dare y'all to say a random fact abt yourself. I can't think of any questions rn.

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Jack, rehearsing: Thank you so much for coming to my Jack talk.

Adam: It's not named after individual people.

Jack: What?! Why should Ted get all the talks?

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Ryan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jack: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Ryan: *Has been left on read for ten minutes*

Jack: *Has been trying to spell "gorgeous" the entire time*

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Adam: You can do it, Jack!

Arnetta: He's a goner, huh?

Adam: Oh yeah, definitely.

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Ryan: What do you mean I can't fake my death to get out of a situation?

Ryan: It worked once!

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Ryan: I hope you get hit by a car and a pidgeon sh*ts on your face!

Jack, sobbing: PLEASE, just say "f*ck you".

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Adam: I don't even like people. I don't know why I'm here.

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Adam: Don't be sad!

Ryan: Why not?

Adam:

Adam: I don't have a good answer.

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Jack: My name's Jack, but you can call me....

Jack: *Whips off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath*

Jack: A hazard to society.

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Ryan: Please, I'm begging you! Just go to a doctor!

Jack: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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(Before a show)

Ryan, tweeting: *Breaks fingers* let's do this.

Ryan: I MEANT "CRACKS KNUCKLES" HOLY-

Adam, tweeting back: *Rips off entire left arm* let's do this.

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Ryan: *Discovers fanfiction*

Ryan: Ooh, what's y/n mean?

Jack: Your name.

Ryan: Oh, okay. That's cool.

Ryan, reading: Ryan grabbed hold of  Ryan's hoodie and pulled him close-