(A/N) Happy holidays everyone! Do you guys celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah or what? :))
ALSO, DID YALL SEE AJR'S NEW POST?
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AND ADAM JUST TWEETED OKO AND THEY KEEP SAYING OKO!! WTF IS OKO, LIKE IS IT AN ACRONYM FOR THE NEW ALBUM NAME??? OR SOMETHING ELSE??? if you have any theories, please share them in the comments :>
(And enjoy this chapter)
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Jack: Shotgun!
Ryan: Aw! But you had it on the way here-
Jack: No, I found a shotgun! *Laughs hysterically and loads gun* and I want the front seat!
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Ryan: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Jack: That would suck 'cause you can't microwave metal.
Adam: Good morning to everyone except these two.
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Adam: Can someone please tell me why there's oranges all over the living room?
Jack: Orange you glad about it?
Adam:
Jack:
Adam:
Jack:
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Murderer: Well, if it ain't my buddy, Jack Met. I think I'll kill you now.
Jack: Think of my children!
Murderer: You don't have any kids.
Jack: Some day I might!
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(In the future)
Jack, reading baby Winter a bedtime story: Once upon a time there was a f*cking ugly duckling. They were so f*cking ugly everyone died of disgust. The end.
Adam: *slowly pulls Winter away from Jack*
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Adam: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Ryan: Can't relate.
Jack, quietly: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Jack: I've taken a controversial new vitamin that accelerates my brain.
