(A/N) I'm so happy to be friends with all of you! ( ◜‿◝ )♡
What's your favorite thing about AJR?
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(AJR after having a fight)
Ryan: Awkward sibling hug?
Adam and Jack, sighing: Awkward sibling hug.
*AJR hugging it out in the middle of a public hallway*
Adam: Who took my wallet?
Jack: Sorry.
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Jack: Hello? 911? I accidentally yelled at my precious brother and I need to be arrested.
911 Operator:
911 Operator: We'll send someone right away.
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Jack: DON'T F*CK WITH ME *Aggressively swings his microphone around* I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
Jack: *High pitched scream into the mic*
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Adam: Don't do anything stupid.
Jack: You and I both know that's asking way too much of me.
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Adam: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!
Ryan, voice cracking: Everyone?
Adam, sighing: Everyone except you.
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Jack: This is my older brother! We're besties and even share a toothbrush!
Adam: We w h a t?!
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Jack: Going to school, writing stuff down. You love all that nerd stuff.
Ryan: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do then?
Jack: Forget stuff, like a cool person.
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Jack: If Ryan and I were drowning, who would you save?
Adam: You morons can't even swim?
Ryan: It's a hypothetical question. Who would you save?
Adam: My time and effort.
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Jack: *Pours salt into Ryan's coffee as a joke*
Ryan: *Sips coffee*
Jack:
Ryan: *Finishes coffee*
Jack: ..... Didn't the coffee taste weird?
Ryan: Well yes, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Jack, tearing up: Okay.
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Ryan: How many anxiety pills do I have to take before my body gets the hint?!
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Jack: See?! I can take care of myself!
Adam: Jack, your shirt's on fire.
Jack: No, YOUR shirt's on fire!
Adam:
Jack:
Jack: Oh sh*t- oh f*ck!
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Ryan: Remember, stay positive!
Ryan: *Trips and falls down the stairs*
Ryan: Gee, I got down those stairs fast!
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Person, looking at Jack and Ryan: Don't you miss when they were kids? They were just the sweetest!
Adam:
*Flashback to the time four-year old Jack blew his nose on Adam's shirt and then Ryan ran in with a nerf gun and shot both of them in the throat*
Adam: Not really, no.
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Jack: You're stupid.
Adam: Well, you're dumb.
Jack:
Jack: I don't like your hair!
Ryan, under his breath: Oh, sh*t. He really went there-
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Ryan: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Jack, sipping his hot cocoa: Honestly? Not much.
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Jack: Okay, I'll add on to your "a" to make "at".
Ryan: And I'll add on to your "at" to make "rat"!
Adam: And I will add on to your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic".
Jack: *Flips the board*
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Ryan: If I say "I love you" would you say it back?
Jack: Yeah.
Ryan: I love you.
Jack: It back.
*Five minutes later*
Jack: I'm sorry! I love you, too! Just please stop crying!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
