Alba: The stars are beautiful tonight
Jack: Yeah, but you know who else is beautiful?
Alba, blushing: Who?
Jack, turning to pet Shay: This doggie right here!! ♥️♥️
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{Adam and Emily}
Emily: You awake?
Adam: Yup *Kisses her cheek*
{Jack and Alba}
Alba: Babe, you up?
Jack, giving a frustrated sigh: The actual hell you want?
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Jack: That pigeon is pissing me off
Ryan: It's literally just standing there
Jack: And yet here I am, boiling with rage
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Ryan: Well, aren't you sugar, spice, and everything nice?
Jack: Well, aren't you rudeness, sarcasm, and everything....... Uh....
Ryan: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes and makes sense with that, I'll leave right now
Adam, walking by with a cup of water: Well, aren't you rudeness, sarcasm, and lacking enthusiasm?
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Ryan: Please? For me?
Adam: Don't do that
Ryan: Do what?
Adam: You think whenever you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not anymore
Ryan: But can't you just do this? Please? For me?
Adam, sighing: Okay
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Guy in a movie, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Jack: His name was Jared, he's nineteen!
Ryan: When his parents built a very strange machine!
Adam: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen!
Adam, Jack, and Ryan: AAAAAAYYY MACARENA!!!!!
Everyone else in the movie theater: If you three won't shut up-
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Jack: *Accidentally cuts his finger* Ow
Alba: You okay?
Ryan, rushing into the room IS MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BROTHER ALL RIGHT?!
Adam, bursting through the door: IS MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC LITTLE BROTHER SAFE?!
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Jack, grinning: I can hold the whole world in my arms!
Adam: That's impossible-
Jack: *Tightly hugs Ryan and Adam*
Adam, starting to cry: Gross
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Interviewer: If you took a shot for every bad decision in your life, how drunk would you be?
Adam: Drunk
Ryan: Wasted
Jack: Dead
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Adam: There's only one thing worse than dying
Adam: *Rips off paper above dying to reveal the name Ryan*
Ryan, nodding: Myself
Adam: nO-
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Cat: Happy one year, babe!
Ryan, visibly happy but confused: I'm 27-
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Alba: I am at a loss for words!
Jack, looking into a fake camera and narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Alba yelled at me for the next ten minutes
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ESTÁ A LER
AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
