(A/N) What's your guys' favorite AJR song?
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Ryan: Guys, on a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine's square!
Adam: 17
Adam: Wait, what?-
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Ryan: If I were a Gardener, I'd put our two-lips together!
Cat: *Blushes*
Alba, turning to Jack: Why aren't we like that?
Jack: If I were a Gardener, you'd be my h*e.
Alba: That's why.
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{The lights go out}
Adam: Darn, the power went out.
Jack: Don't worry, I got this! *Shakes rapidly and starts to glow*
Adam: How?-
Jack: I swallowed a flashlight.
Adam: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Jack: Hey, can I have a sip of your water?
Ryan: It's not water.
Jack: Vodka? I like your style-
Ryan: It's vinegar.
Jack: I- what?
Ryan: It's vinegar, b*tch.
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Ryan: *Gets down on one knee*
Cat: Oh my God, it's finally happening!
Ryan: *Ties shoelaces*
Cat, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing f*cking mismatched crocs.
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Ryan: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Adam, with his mouth full of donuts: No.
Ryan: Then what's that white powder on your jeans?
Adam: Cocaine.
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Jack: I'm gonna play you a song, it's called "My life so far"
Jack: "Strums his guitar aggressively*
Jack: *High pitched scream*
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Ryan: Hey, do you want to--stop screaming please--do you want to watch Shrek with me?
Adam: WHAT THE F*CK, I'M IN THE SHOWER. GET OUT!
Ryan: Okay, well, when you're done do you want to watch Shrek with me?
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Ryan: Honey, could you pass me the butter?
Cat: Sure! *Reaches for the butter*
Adam: *Also reaches for the butter*
Jack, running in through the door with a stick of butter in hand: You needed me, sweets?
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Professor: What are the three stages of life?
Adam: Birth,
Jack: What the f*ck is this,
Ryan: And death.
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Adam: What's worse than heartbreak?
Ryan: Realising dragons can't blow out their birthday cakes.
Adam:
Adam: Bro.
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Girl: I'm cold.
Her Boyfriend: Here, take my coat.
Jack: I'm cold-
Ryan and Adam: *Gives him their coats*
Adam: Why didn't you tell us sooner?! *Wraps a scarf around him*
Ryan: Yeah! *Takes someone else's blanket and wraps him in it*
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Adam: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Jack: General mathematics, 6th edition.
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Adam: *Sees two guys break something on accident*
Adam: Ha, what a bunch of idiots.
Adam: *Realizes it's Jack and Ryan*
Adam: Oh no, those are my idiots.
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Adam: Tomorrow is trash day, just a reminder.
Ryan: *Immediately stands up and walks outside to sit on the curb*
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Ryan: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Adam: "If"?
Jack: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Jack: There's no "I" in team, but there is in "Pizza".
Adam: So, you're not going to share?
Jack: I'm not going to share.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
