(A/N) How long have you been a fan of AJR?
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Jack: I would jump in front of a car for you!
Adam: You would jump in front of a car for fun.
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Jack: Who the f*ck?!
Ryan: Language!
Jack: Whom the f*ck?!
Ryan: No.
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Kidnapper: I've locked you three in my basement because I crave the deadliest game.
Ryan, nodding: Knife monopoly.
Adam:
Jack:
Kidnapper: I was actually going to tell you guys to kill each other and whoever survives will be let free, but now I'm kinda interested in what knife monopoly is.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: There's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly!
Ryan, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f*ck you.
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Adam: Everyone's always talking about e-boys this and e-girls that!
Adam: But no one's talking about the e-conomy.
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Jack: Why are we laying on the ground?
Adam: You got knocked out so I laid next to you so everyone would just think we were chilling.
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Adam: I'm dad inside.
Adam: I meant dead inside.
Adam: *Looks over at Ryan, Jack, and the whole AJR fandom*
Adam: Actually, no I didn't.
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Ryan: Hello officer. I'm, uhh, colorblind. I didn't know the light was red.
Officer: Okay, but you stole this car-
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Ryan: A gentle reminder that you are loved and beautiful.
Jack and Adam: No.
Ryan: That was a gentle reminder, but your words of defiance have brought me ungodly amounts of rage.
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Teacher: Metzger, may I speak to you in private?
Jack: Ooh, someone's in trouble!
Teacher:
Jack:
Jack: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Ryan: If someone gave you 200 dollars for being ugly, would you take it?
Adam: I'm not gonna decline 200 dollars just because they have bad eyesight.
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Jack: *Sees ladybug*
Jack: *Tips hat* Ma'am.
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Jack: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!
(Later that day)
Adam: Okay, we go on the count of three!
Jack, under his breath: Oh f*ck, oh f*ck, oh f*ck-
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Ryan: *Unzips his fanny pack and pulls out a smaller fanny pack* Does this answer your question?
Adam, with his mouth full of cereal: I didn't ask you a question-
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Adam: What are you doing?
Ryan, standing on the table: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Adam:
Ryan:
Adam: Where's the spider?
Ryan: Under the table. Please hurry and kill it so I can come down.
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Ryan: And what do we do when we're sad? We hug our baby brother! *Tightly hugs Jack*
Adam, nodding: We hug our angelic baby brother! *Tightly hugs Jack*
Jack: gUYS, I CAN'T BReAtHE-
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Ryan: Jack has already turned into a ghost!
Adam, giving an exasperated sigh: No, he ran into a shelf and knocked himself out and then one of the white sheets fell on to his unconscious body.
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(In the future)
Ryan, trying to teach baby Winter to sing the ABC'S: C'mon, you can do it Winter! A, b, c, d, e, f, g 🎶
Baby Winter: A, d, e, g, f, b! 🎶
Ryan: YAS, REMIX!
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Adam: Just tried watermelon on pizza, and honestly, it was pretty good.
Jack: That's him, officer. That's the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.
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Adam and Jack: We're going to fight the next person who insults Ryan!
Ryan, sadly: I hate myself.
Adam and Jack: Okay, square up you beautiful piece of sh*t.
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(When they were younger)
Jack, sneaking in after staying out late:
Ryan, confronting him: What are you doing?
Jack: I, um, nothing-
Ryan: I'm going to tell mom.
Jack: Wait, please don't tell mom-
Ryan: Why shouldn't I?
Jack ........ Because I'm adorable?
Ryan:
Jack:
Ryan: Damnit.
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Adam: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked right now.
Jack: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having a good time right now.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
