Adam: That's baking soda
Ryan: Bacon soda? That's a genius idea, but I'm not sure the world is ready for a pork flavoured beverage
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Adam, softly singing to himself: You are the dancing queen-
Ryan, rushing into the room and crashing into a wall: YOUNG AND SWEET-
Jack, falling from the ceiling: ONLY SEVENTEEN!!
Adam: *Confused screaming*
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Jack: Ryan, what's it mean to be a caffeine addict?
Ryan: You see those six cars? A caffeine addict would see twelve
Jack:
Jack: ....... But there's only three
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Adam: Did you even listen to a single word I said?
Jack: In my defense, I listened to about five which is a new record for me
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Adam: Jack doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "put on pants"
Adam:...... Followed by a question mark
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Jack: Tell them off, Ryan. Assert yourself
Ryan: That's my ice cream!
Jack: Great! Now let 'em have it!
Ryan: You can have it :-)
Jack: Ry, no-
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Adam: When you've been working in the industry as long as I have, you develope thick skin
Jack & Ryan: That headband doesn't look very good on you
Adam, tearing up: It brings out my eyes, you pricks.
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Adam: If you had ten cookies and I asked for five, how many cookies would you have?
Ryan: None
Adam: Ryan, it's basic math. It isn't that har-
Ryan: I would give you all of them, because you deserve them <3
Adam:
Adam, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room
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Ryan: Be careful with the onions, they'll make you cry
Jack: Not if I make them cry first!
Jack: *Stabs onion*
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Ryan: How long are you gonna stand there and let him do that?
Adam: Just give him a minute
Adam & Ryan: *Turns to watch Jack put dirty dishes in the oven*
Ryan:
Adam:
Adam: He'll figure out he's doing something wrong eventually
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Jack, bursting through the door: It's missing!
JJ: What's missing?
Jack: The thing!
JJ: whAT tHing?
Jack: Oh- there it is
Jack: *Picks up Ryan and walks out*
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Jack: Change is inedible
Adam: Don't you mean 'inevitable'?
Jack, spitting out a bunch of pennies: I clearly didn't
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
