(A/N) Do you prefer Living Room Overture or The Click Overture?
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Ryan: The point is, someone hit Jack and we need to kill them!
Alba: But that's illegal!
Ryan:
Alba: I'm just messing with you. I'm in.
Adam: I'm in, too.
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Adam: Jack is at that level of extra where he'll do a vertical split against the wall just to tie his shoes.
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Adam: *Walks in the room with sunglasses on* Do these sunglasses make my head look fat?
Jack: No, your fat head makes your head look fat.
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Jack: Adam, you're bleeding a lot! We need to get you to a hospital. What's your blood type?
Adam: B positive.
Jack: I'm trying but you're bleeding a lot.
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Adam: Why is your back all scratched up?
Jack: *Flashback to when he chased a raccoon even though Adam told him not to*
Jack: I killed Ryan.
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Ryan: If someone looks at me for more than ten seconds, I'm going to cry.
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Critic: You are by far the worst band I have ever heard of.
AJR: But you have heard of us.
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Adam: ....What are you doing?
Jack, drunk: *Touching Adam's hair* Holy sh*t, your hair is so soft-
Ryan, just as drunk: Wait, it is?
Ryan and Jack, petting Adam's hair: Ooh-
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Adam: Next time I open up to someone will be my autopsy.
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Ryan, knocking on Jack's door: Hi.
Jack, opening the door: Hey.
Ryan: I can't sleep.
Jack: I can. Goodnight. *Closes his door*
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Jack: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had in college?
Ryan: You mean you?
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Jack: *Following Alba around*
Alba: What are you doing?
Jack: I was told to follow my dreams.
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Alba: You took advice from Jack?!
Adam: It's called hitting rock bottom.
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(When they were little)
Adam: I'm sad.
Ryan: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you. Just attach like so...
Adam: This is just a hug.
Ryan: Is it working?
Adam, trying not to smile: Maybe.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: *Rolls over in his sleep and knees Ryan in the ribs*
Ryan: Ow.
Ryan You kneed me!
Jack, half asleep: *Hugs Ryan* Yes, I do need you.
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Alba: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!
Jack: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Adam could even fight in that dress either.
Adam: Maybe not, but I would make a radiant bride.
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Alba: Good morning.
Ezra: Good morning.
Austin: Good morning.
Chris: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
AJR, bursting through the door: SUP F*CKERS?!
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Adam: How would you like your coffee?
Jack: As dark as my soul.
Adam: So a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?
Jack, voice cracking: Yes.
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Adam: Jack has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Alba: That can't be true!
Adam: Watch this-
Adam: Hey, Jack! I'll race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Jack: *Throws himself out the window*
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Ryan: You're so cute. Just so cute. *Cups Adam's face in his hands* You must be protected at all costs. <3
Adam: I'm-
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Jack: Go big or go home.
Adam: Please, for once in your life, go home. I'm begging you. Go h o m e.
Jack: I'm going big!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
