Adam, going up to a store manager: I lost my two little brothers, can I make an announcement?
Store manager: Sure *Hands speakerphone*
Adam: Goodbye you little sh**s
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Jack: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through
Adam: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
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Ryan, looking in the fridge and sighing: I'm the only snack in this house, as always.
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Everyone: Adam- Hey Adam, do the cute thing
Adam: *exists*
Everyone: Holy crap...
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Jack, singing to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!
Ryan: *off key kazoo*
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Jack: It's a little muggy out today
Adam: I swear to God if I go outside and all the mugs are out there, I'm leaving.
Jack: *Sips hot cocoa from bowl*
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Adam, lifeguarding at a pool:
Jack: *Is drowning*
Adam: I'd save him, but who am I to play God?
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Ryan, opening the door: After you
Adam: No, after you
Ryan: I insist, after you
Adam: No, no, no, after you
Jack, pushing past both of them: After me
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Jack: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Ryan?
Ryan: Hmm.. Nah
Adam: I do
Jack: I know, Adam
Adam: I'm sad
Jack: I know, Adam
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Hey! This book is mainly a joke, so yeah. I know some of them are not very accurate, but who cares? Enjoy the weirdness.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
