(A/N) How did you first find AJR?
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Cashier: You're eight cents short.
Jack: It's only eight cents, can't you just let it slide?
Cashier: No.
Jack: *Slides cashier 20 dollars* How about now?
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(In the future, when Winter was born)
Doctor, handing Ryan the baby: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Ryan, handing the baby back: Bring me the one my wife made.
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Jack: *Is about to hit his head on a low hanging tree branch*
Ryan: Jack, duck!
Jack: QUACK!- *smacks face-first into the tree*
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(When Jack was in highschool)
Teacher: Jack got in a fight today.
Ryan: Oh no, that's terrible!
Adam: Did he win?
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Jack: Alba is playing hard to get.
Jack: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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(Adam, being interrogated)
Officer: Start talking!
Adam: Well, according to sub section A-B, I won't be talking until mah lawyer's present!
(This was submitted by the wonderful -TheOneLB-)
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(Jack, being interrogated)
Officer: Where were you three days ago at 11:00 pm, and don't lie!
Jack: I-I don't know-
Officer: That's it, take him downtown!
Jack: Ooh, to get some food?
Officer: No, you're going to jail!
Jack: Sounds fancy, I'll have the mac n cheese-
(This was also submitted by -TheOneLB-)
(I'll add the rest of your submissions in the next chapter ;>)
(And also remember everyone, you can submit your own incorrect quotes and I'll add them to my book and credit you!)
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(When they were kids)
Adam: I was born first, you have to listen to me.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
