(A/N) A lot of vines because why not?
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Jack: How do you know what's good for me?!
Adam: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!!!!!!
Ryan:
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Ryan: Dear Diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDS
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Jack: When your older brother asks you to help with the groceries
Jack: Sorry, I'm on the toilet, hope the ice cream don't melt
Jack: *peace sign*
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Waiter: What can I get ya?
Adam: I'll have the, uh, the- blueberry pa-pancakes
Waiter: Nice choice-
Adam: April f-fools, I'll have an omelette
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Ryan: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
*Funky music starts playing*
Ryan: 🎶Whatcha gon' do? Whatcha gon' do?🎶
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Jack: *Holding a sign that says "Marry Me?"*
Ezra: Omg, yes. I will marry you!
Jack: Wha- No, go tell Alba
Ezra: Okay *yells down the hall* ALBA, ME AND JACK ARE GETTING MARRIED
Jack: nO-
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Jack: Anyone else have the weird urge to scold themselves?
Jack, pretending to be Adam: "Jack, what are you doing? Blah, blah, blah-"
Adam, walking downstairs: Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, gasping: I've conjured him
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Adam: Nope! Bad idea
Ryan: There are no bad ideas, just good ideas that have gone horribly wrong
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Ryan: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone
Jack: The only honest things I can say to you are insults
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Adam, walking out of his room to find a mess:
Jack, searching through the cupboards and throwing stuff around:
Ryan, building a pillow fort on the middle of the table:
Adam: I gave you the key to my apartment for emergencies! What are you doing here?
Jack: We were out of Doritos..
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Adam: Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Ryan, shrugging: They need adult supervision!
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Adam: *Hits his head and passes out*
Jack: OH MY GOD, ADAM PASSED OUT! QUICK, CALL 911!!!!
Ryan, panicking: OKAY, WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?????
Jack: I DON'T KNOW
Adam: *Wakes up* You dumb sh*ts
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Adam: Does anyone have any ideas?
Ryan:
Alba:
Chris:
Jack: I have a great idea! What if-
Adam: No
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Jack: I think the glass is half empty
Ryan: I think the glass is half full
Jack: I think you're full of sh*t
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Jack: Adam sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the f*ck up" instead of "Bless you"
Alba: How the hell do you accidentally say that?
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Adam: I have the sharpest memory. Tell me one time I forgot something
Jack: You forgot me at a Walmart a week ago
Adam: I did that on purpose
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Ryan, putting real bullets in a nerf gun: it's neRF OR NOTHIN' nOW
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Jack: *Googles 'snake bite what to do'*
Google: Elevate and apply pressure
Jack, picking the snake up: Apologize now or else
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*Loud thud*
Adam: What was that?
Ryan: My shirt fell
Adam: It sounded a lot heavier than a shirt
Ryan: That's because I was in it
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
幽默Y'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
