Jack, putting out his hand: Hey, could you hold this for me?
Adam, not paying attention: *Grabs his hand*
Adam: This is your hand.
Jack: Yeah.
Adam:
Adam: You're scared to ride the rollercoaster, aren't you?
Jack: yes.
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Jack: Iwanttomakeasecrethandshakewithyouthatinvolvesustouchingourmouthstogetherforthreehours. (I want to make a secret handshake with you that involves us touching our mouths together for three hours)
Alba: What did you say?
Jack: nOthiNG!
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Adam: Making my way downtown, walking fast
Adam: ....
Adam: Walking slower because Ryan has to stop and look at every single thing we walk by.
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Jack: You've heard that I was a b*tch, right?
Jack: Well, it's not just a rumour.
Jack: It's true.
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Adam: You know what? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Jack, climbing on top of the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!
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Jack: Are you okay?
Ryan, crying: Yeah, it's just these onions.
Jack:
Jack: Those are potatoes.
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Sleep Deprivation
Adam, exhausted: *Opens up pill bottle*
Adam: *Pours the medication into his hand*
Adam: *Opens up water bottle*
Adam: *Pours water into his hand*
Ryan, watching: Hey, uh, Adam-
Adam: No, no. Give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I'll figure it out. Just wait a sec.
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Interviewer: So, who's in charge of the band?
AJR: Whoever screams the loudest.
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Ryan: *Eating a cinnamon roll*
Jack: Cannibalism.
Ryan: *Confused chewing noises*
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Adam: Yeah, well, I hate you.
Jack: No you don't.
Adam, bitterly: No I don't.
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Adam, sighing: What do you two normally do while I'm gone?
Ryan and Jack, crying: Wait for you to come back.
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Adam: Have any of you seen Jack?
*Rat skitters across the floor*
Ryan: There he is!
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Adam: JACK, CALL 911! RYAN SWALLOWED PLASTIC AND IS NOW CHOKING!
Jack, solemnly: No turtle is safe.
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Adam: Do you have anything to do with this?!
Jack:
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Adam: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Jack: I know, I know. It's bad for the environment.
Adam, Well, yeah. But it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Jack: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Ryan: Strong.
Alba: Weak.
Adam: An idiot.
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Bad Guy: *Stabs Ryan*
Ryan:
Ryan: Do you want this knife back, or can I keep it?
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Ryan: Your future self is talking sh*t about you.
Jack: Well the joke's on him, I'll f*cking ruin his life!
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Adam: I think I forgot something.
Ryan: Well, if you forgot it, then it probably wasn't important.
Jack, standing in a Walmart parking lot at 2AM in the rain:
