(A/N) What was the first AJR song you ever heard?
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(Jack and Ryan sitting in a Jail cell together)
Ryan: So, should we call Adam?
Jack: I'd call Adam, but I feel safer in jail.
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Ryan, sadly: I don't deserve to live.
Adam: I respectfully disagree.
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Ryan: You okay, Jack?
Jack, lying face down on the floor: I'm depressed.
Ryan: Damn, me too.
Ryan: No, wait, Hi depressed, I'm dad.
Ryan: No, wait, what's wrong?
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Mugger: *Points gun* Your money or your LIFE!
Adam, giving the mugger his ID: Sure thing, dude. You've got two annoying b*tch*ss little brothers now.
Mugger: Wait, wha-
Adam, already running away: You're supposed to play Mario Kart with them in two minutes! Better hurry home!
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Jack, walking downstairs: I dressed to impress today~
Adam, not looking up from his phone: Put your clothes back on, Jack.
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Adam, turning to Ryan: *Holds up a cup of water* What's this called?
Ryan: Uh, water?
Adam, turning to Jack: Now tell him what you call it.
Jack:
Jack, quietly: ....Virgin vodka.
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Cat: So, how's the cutest person in the world doing today? ;)
Ryan, turning to Jack: Yeah, how are you doing today, sweets?
Jack: Great, actually.
Cat:
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Five Year Old Ryan: I care about you. Here's a pinecone on a stick. <3
Adam, crying: I'll cherish it forever.
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Jack: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.
Adam: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.
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Ryan: Sometimes I talk to myself.
Ryan: Omg, same.
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(Jack's first day of high school)
Jack: Aren't you coming in with me?
Adam: No, I'm not your mom.
Adam: Now here's your lunch. I'll pick you up at four, and don't forget to talk to any cute girls you see!
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Ryan, reading baking instructions: Chill in freezer for 30 minutes.
*30 minutes later*
Ryan, climbing out of the freezer: Alright, next step.
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Ryan: I made this sibling bracelet for you!
Adam: I'm not really a jewelry person..
Ryan: Oh, well, you don't have to wear it-
Adam: No, I'm gonna wear it. Back off.
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Adam: It's hard being the oldest sometimes, but I love Jack and Ryan and that's all that matters-
Jack, yelling from the kitchen: ADAM!!!! RYAN AND I TRIED MAKING RAMEN IN THE COFFEE POT AND WE BROKE EVERYTHING.
Adam: *Inhales*
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Jack: I'm crying. You made me cry!
Adam: Baby.
Jack: Now is not the time for pet names!!
Adam: ?
Adam: I'm calling you a baby.
Adam: I'm insulting you.
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Adam: Cat said she likes mysterious guys.
Ryan: Alright.
*Later*
Cat: Where are we going?
Ryan: IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.
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Person: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
AJR: Killed without hesitation.
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Adam: Here's a box. We're going to put everything we love in this box.
Jack: Can I put Shay in the box?
Adam, sighing: No.
Jack: Well, then can I put you guys in the box?
Adam: Wait, Wha-
Jack, dragging Ryan to the box: Get in.
Jack: You're next, Adam.
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Jack, running into the room: GUYS, OH MY GOD! GUYS!
Ryan, whispering: Shh! Adam's sleeping!
Jack, whispering: Oh, sh*t. Sorry.
Ryan, whispering: What's wrong?
Jack, whispering: There's a fire.
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Ryan: You're losing a lot of blood!! What's your type?!
Jack: Nice, funny, cute, smart-
Ryan: I mean your blood type!
Jack: Oh. *Squints at wound*
Jack: Red.
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Adam: You doing alright?
Ryan, laying face down on his bed: *Muffled* I just need a break from everything. Including existing.
Adam: Alright, if that's what you want.
Adam: *Lays face down next to Ryan*
Ryan, looking up in confusion: What are you doing?
Adam: *Muffled* I'm taking a break from existing with you.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
