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Here's a new chapter :D
Anyway, I dare y'all to play kiss, marry, kill with AJR in the comments JXIQICUWISJD
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(When they were kids)
Ryan: Jack, where did your other shoe go?!
Jack: The giant mud puddle down the street demanded a sacrifice.
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Adam: It's okay, everyone's afraid of something.
Ryan: Even you?
Adam: No, don't be f*cking stupid.
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Jack, grimly: I'm a wanted man.
Adam, who feels like being a b*tch: That's impossible, you weren't even a wanted child.
Ryan, calling their dad: Hi? Uh, yeah- I need help. Jack won't stop chasing Adam around with the chainsaw.
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Ryan: Hey!
Ryan: Respect my trans friends or I'm gonna identify as a f*cking problem.
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Jack, whispering to Adam: Ryan's been acting like the self-deprecation police all day.
Adam:
Jack: I haven't gotten the chance to insult myself even once in the past 24 hours!
Jack: That's why I grabbed you and barricaded us in my room. We have to hide so I can just get one insult out.
Jack: I hate mysel-
Ryan, banging on the door: OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!-
Jack and Adam: *confused scream-crying*
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(Adam trying to help Jack study for his history test)
Adam: Alright, first question: where was the declaration of independence signed?
Jack, laying upside down on the couch: At the bottom of the page.
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Ryan: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Adam: One. One person.
Ryan:
Ryan: Are you sure?
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Jack: Every time I go to a hotel, I take a bite of soap. Just to mess with people.
Adam: You do realize that by eating soap, you're the one who's losing, right?
Ryan: You're just jealous he was brave enough to taste the forbidden white chocolate.
Jack: White chocolate's disgusting!
Adam: And soap ISN'T?!?
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
