(A/N) What's your favorite physical attribute of AJR? For example, I like Jack's eyes, Adam's hair, and Ryan's smile. (And much more)
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Jack: You know me,
Jack: I'm just bad at everything and I don't know how to stop it.
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Jack: You alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Adam: I got a solid eight minutes.
Adam: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Adam: You're acting like a child.
Jack: I AM NOT ACTING!
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Jack, dropping off Ryan at the airport: Have a safe flight.
Ryan: I mean, I don't really have a say in the matter.
Jack, driving off: Die, then.
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Adam: Is there a particular reason the bathtub is on fire?!
Jack and Ryan: SCIENCE!
Adam: ... Fair enough.
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Adam: People always ask me if I'm a morning or a night person.
Adam: And I'm just like,
Adam: I'm barely even a person.
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Ryan: Swear words are banned from this household from now on. You'll be prohibited from eating ice cream if you say one.
Jack: Heck.
Ryan: You're on thin f*cking ice.
Ryan: Oh sh*t-
Ryan: I mean, oh no.
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Ryan, tweeting: 30 day free trial of being okay.
Jack: Where's the link?
Jack: WHERE'S THE F*CKING LINK?!
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Adam: I'll be back. Don't touch anything!
Jack: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Jack, whispering to himself: I'm gonna touch everything-
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Ryan: *Nervous laugh* Goodbyes are so awkward... Like, do I go in for a kiss or..?
Drive-Thru Attendant: Please just take your food and go, sir.
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Jack: FIRE IS MY ONLY WEAKNESS.
Adam: Yeah, fire is everyone's weakness. It's fire.
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Jack: Okay, no offense but SOME OF US *Looks in the mirror* NEED TO F*CKING CHILL.
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Ryan: Let's just agree to all say sorry on the count of three, okay? One.... Two..... Three!
Adam:
Jack:
Ryan:
Ryan: See? Now I'm just disappointed in all of us.
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Ryan: Guess what? I do have flaws!
Ryan: I sing in the shower, I volunteer too much,
Ryan: And occasionally, I'll commit first degree murder-
Judge: Okay, lock him up.
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(If Jack was a police operator)
Jack, on the phone: 911, what's your emergency?
Jack: What do you mean you're being murdered?
Jack: That's illegal, people can't do that.
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Ryan: I want to look like a snack this summer but I keep f*cking eating them.
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Ryan: Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Wanna get something to eat?
Adam: Oh, nah. I already ate.
Ryan: Without- without.... Me?
Adam: Yeah, sorry. I was hungry. Do you want me to get you anything? What do you want?
Ryan, crying: LOYALTY.
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Jack, at a funeral: He died as he lived...
Jack: Like a goddamn FOOL! *Flips on sunglasses and skates out*
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Ryan: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school.
Jack: I'm pretty sure that's a surprise to no one.
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Adam: You tried, you failed, let's go to sleep.
Ryan: It's 2pm.
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Adam: DWI.
Jack, nodding: Driving while intoxicated.
Adam: No.... Deal with it.
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Alba, walking downstairs: Is something burning?
Jack, leaning on the counter seductively: Only my desire for you.
Alba: Jack, the toaster's on fire.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
