(A/N) Hey, dudes! What was your first impression of AJR? I thought their band name was weird, lol. Of course I didn't know it stood for their names back then.
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Jack: Pass the vodka.
Ryn: But it's breakfast ? !
Jack: Fine, pass the jam, too.
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Jack: Without ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful.
Adam: Thank you for your sacrifice.
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(Ominous Positivity)
Ryan: You will be okay. You have no choice.
Adam: Everything will turn out fine, you cannot stop it.
Jack: You will succeed. It is inevitable.
AJR: Happiness is coming. You can't escape.
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Jack: *Takes off his hat to reveal another hat underneath*
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Person: We need a distraction! Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
AJR: Our time has come.
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Ryan: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Jack, spitting out his water: thE COW?!
Ryan:
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Ryan: Let's go get a birthday cake!
Adam: But it isn't any of our birthdays.
Jack, slyly: The cake won't know that.
Adam:
Adam: Fair point. Let's get two.
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Adam, answering the phone: Hello?
Jack: It's Jack.
Adam: What did he do this time?
Jack: No, it's me. Jack. It's actually me.
Adam: What did you do this time?
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Ryan: At my funeral I'm going to have a Kahoot game with 1000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will.
Jack: Bold of you to assume I'm ever letting you die.
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Adam: This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took my gummy bears, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Ryan and Jack: *Stands still and is completely silent*
Adam: Smart. You knew I'd never forgive you.
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Ryan, to Jack: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible brother wouldn't want you doing.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
